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Some dude is hawking Obama underwear. This is an ad for said underwear. Part of it may be slightly NSFW. John McCain gets horny, attacks Palin. Obama comes to the rescue.

This pretty much parallels the current election.

As usual Sarah Palin failed to exercise any intelligence at all while opening her mouth. If America needs further proof that she and her staff are idiots, I’m not sure what would convince them. Should this ditzy and ignorant backwoods Barbie and her angry old man get elected, I truly am scared for our country. God help us all. I just pray that you people get out and vote on Tuesday and secure our future by sparing us this dangerous duo.

Aside from the danger she poses to our country, this is funny stuff.

We aren’t exactly a porn site, but since everyone is interested in this. Enjoy. The acting is as bad as the real Palin, with only half the lies.

…And the free clinics are now packed. Penicillin has run out.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the conservative on ABC’s The View, campaigned in Florida over the weekend for Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the Republican vice presidential candidate. Here’s Elisabeth’s introduction of the V.P. nominee. She spoke of the All-American values of the GOP ticket, and had some harsh words for Barack Obama, especially over the Sarah Palin wardrobe criticism…

She needs to stick gto the View and pushing out little Republicans.

Last night on Saturday Night Live’s special Thursday election edition, President George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) finally gave his coveted endorsement to John McCain (Darrell Hammond) and especially to his running mate Sarah Palin (Tina Fey).

Here’s the first minute of Who’s Nailin’ Paylin’? parody. This actress is as shitty an actor as the real Palin, so I’m sold. It’s better that she fucks a bunch of Russians on film then gets elected and fucks us all. BTW has anyone noticed that the real Sarah Palin’s knees seem to have uh, wear on them. weird.

Here’s a preview of that porn movie starring that VP candidate with the low IQ and the lipstick.

Kirsten Dunst wants you to vote. I want her to apologize for that steaming pile called Spiderman 3.

Kyra Phillips, a CNN anchor, called a female Republican contributor a cunt two times. She must be forgiven though, because when Kyra first applied for her job, talking probably isn’t what her mouth was used for her.