Archive for the 'Pop Merchandise' Category

Maybe this is my nerd brain talking, but a woman wearing these Wii Pajamas would look sexy as hell and make me want to play hide the Wiimote. The weird thing though, is that these are made for men. That ain’t right.

[Webundies]

This fun clock features a different starship or fighter on every hour of the clock, handmade by Etsy seller YOUgNeek, and you can order a customized version.

Here’s a list of the starships and fighters featured on the clock.

12 o’clock Star Destroyer

1 o’clock TIE Interceptor

2 o’clock Darth Vader’s Tie Fighter

3 o’clock Jabba’s Barge

4 o’clock Bespin Twin-Pod Cloud Car

5 o’clock Y-Wing Fighter

6 o’clock Super Star Destroyer

7 o’clock Rebel Blockade Runner

8 o’clock TIE Bomber

9 o’clock X-Wing Fighter

10 o’clock Rebel Snowspeeder

11 o’clock A-Wing Starfigher

Available for $89.99.

I hope they don’t all fire on each other at once. That wouldn’t be good.

[Etsy]

Here’s another unique gamer themed Messenger Bag. For just $30, the folks at iLikeShirts will put together this retro-stylish messenger bag with an original NES Zapper gun and an official Duck Hunt patch.

You can even get the gun in both grey and orange versions. Pretty different and unique bag.

Just be careful at the airport.

[Nerd Approved]

This Legend of Zelda Messenger bag is an interesting piece of fanboy wear. It will tell others that you are after pieces of the Tri-Force and collecting rupees in your spare time. Others won’t recognize the LOZ map and triforce logo. Price: $45.

[80stees]

This year’s Zombie Pin-Up Calendar is available at myzombiepinup.com. The 12×12 calendar features 13 drop-dead-gorgeous models. It will cost you $35.00, if you are the type to get a boner looking at a zombie.

[myzombiepinup]

Something strange is going on between vagina and cartoons. First these cartoon vibrators show up, now the “Boy And Girl Toy Series Vibrator” rears their reverberating heads.

What’s next? Looney Tunes? A Foghorn Leghorn dildo? Elmer Fudd? “Be very very quiet. I’m hunting poontang.”

[2dayblog]

The Joker’s Heist Mask is $129, an officially licensed full size 1:1, 14 inch replica of the Joker mask.

$129 is nothing when you have a heist planned. You’ll make a lot more then that. So don’t be cheap on your mask.

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Just make sure you catch this one by the edge.

It’s acceptable for Monkeys to fling poo at each other. Not so acceptable for humans to fling poo, even on a Frisbee. $4.

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Jamie Hewlett is the guy that illustrates for Gorillaz and he has created a set of six limited edition vibrators for JimmyJane.com. Each comes with a fancy case and a card that gives the back story of each character. If you want to get freaky with one of these pieces of “usable pop-art”, it will cost you $275.00 or $1650.00 for the whole set.

At that price, it’s like they’ve already screwed you.

On a side note. Ladies, please stop trying to replace the penis.

[Albotas]

Get revenge for all the times these bastards have probed you. That’s probably why you have the anal leakage and an unhealthy fear of going to bed at night.

Don’t set another drink down on your side table again, when you can have this cool new Alien Butler Sculpture ($70) hold it for you. This out-of-this-world resin sculpture looks just like an alien visitor straight out of Roswell and he is most eager to be your humble servant. It’s a fun decorative touch for all those who still believe and his tray can hold everything from drinks, coins and keys to Reese’s Pieces. You had better keep an eye on this little guy though, he may not have come in peace.

[thegreenhead]