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A new book about Hef, titled “Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream,” provides details about his open sexual history with family and friends. It tells us what we already knew. That the man is a freak.

“One night after [Hugh] and Millie watched a stag film with Janie and Eldon Sellers, he suggested that the four of them make love on the same bed, each husband to his own wife. They did and in Sellers’ words, ‘It was different and exciting.’ According to Millie, Hugh began to hint at switching partners, apparently suggesting it with the Sellerses, although the swap never materialized.”

Hef then went further, trying a foursome out on his own family. “It did happen with his brother, Keith, and his wife, Rae, one evening,” Watts writes. “[But] while Millie ultimately backed out of having sex with Keith, Hugh slept with his sister-in-law.”

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This must be the latest sex tape, but I can’t figure out which anorexic tart is humping who.

[More Skeletons humping]

You and everybody else dude. I thought I did too, until her voice changed and I noticed her bulging muscles and adams apple. But I don’t talk about that, except when I cry late at night.

So Bobby Brown’s son Brandon is claiming he had sex with Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom. The Sun:

He boasts: “Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”

“I think she knew who I was when she first saw me.” I was buying it up until that point. I just wrote your name and I still don’t know who the hell you are. I remember something about your mom being on crack and your dad writing a ghostbusters song, but you don’t ring any bells. Sorry.

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Happy hump day. Geeks don’t have much game with the ladies. But they know how to please a PC case. Just put on some Barry white and get busy with that sexy biatch of a PC case. Yeah baby. Who’s your daddy? I’m gonna upgrade you real good.

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When a woman cares enough to give the very best, she deserves to be rewarded. Ideally at a gala event, in a room full of hundreds. It would make for great TV and a great acceptance speech. Runners up will be sad, but their technique should improve with time. Uncensored pic below.
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The Dark Knight knows how to live. And he’s into some kinky sex with Catwoman, using these cuffs… Of course the 60’s version of Batman probably would have had him using these on poor little Robin…Ewww. Batman is a freak.

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Tanya Devereaux claims she’ll do every virgin that takes an oath of internet neutrality.

I will make love with every virgin who defends the Internet. Certain ISP’s are planning to limit internet access in a way that infringes upon internet freedom or ‘net neutrality’. Description of Services The services consist of Tania performing sexual intercourse with the applicant, the form and style of the performance will be discussed prior to the act, Tania tries to allow as much freedom as possible in this area but she does reserve the right to decline suggestions. Tania covers all her personal expenses, including travel. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is allowed for non-commercial use. Tania adheres to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 30 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

I think I could fake the whole virginity thing. So I’m in. Terms of service and a better pic of below.
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Here’s Kristen Bell’s sex scene from the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Looks slightly entertaining.

This would be awesome enough if they were just robots humping, but it’s even cooler that they are Terminators. These horny killing machines just seem to want to hump in every position and they won’t stop until they’ve humped Sarah Connor herself. I bet our own Pop-Thera-Bot can’t wait until he kills all humans and gets a robot body of his own with which to hump with.

Check out a few more pics below and hit the link for even more.
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And so another hump day is upon us. I don’t know about you, but I’ve always wanted to hump Rose McGowan. In my case, she seems to think that a slap on the face and a restraining order is foreplay, but hey that’s cool. I’ll play her game.

Let’s face it, there’s only one of her and wayyy too many guys that want to get with her. Now you can have the next best thing. The Rose McGowan doll is completely lifelike, with a fully articulated skeleton for anatomically correct positioning. This doll is scarily life-like. It looks just like her! It has the most expensive silicone rubbers for an ultra-flesh like feel. You can do her for about $5,499.99.

Perfect for rich pervs to defile her. I would be interested in seeing a side by side comparison of both, as one ages and the other is…used… I bet in the end, they end up looking about the same…

Throw in a machine gun leg and I’m there baby.

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