Archive for the 'Singers' Category

Yesterday we told you about Heidi’s new video. Well here it is. Heidi Montag’s video for “Overdosin’”. I’m not gonna lie, I watched it with the sound turned off and fought the urge to claw out my own eyes. Then I remembered the old Olivia Newton John video from my youth and got turned on, so I looked Olivia up on the internets and nearly clawed my eyes out again since shes so damn old and all. Which makes me old. So then I decided to watch the rest of the Montag video and had to call poison control twice to induce vomiting.

Sanjaya Malakar’s hair cut, off-key singing and obvious homosexuality got him a contract for adds with Nationwide Insurance. In the add; a wiseman tells him he needs insurance and a new haircut.

How does this asswipe get work, while Pee Wee Herman sits at home masturbating?

She was ready to perform in Malaysia but officials think Avril’s craptastic fecal-pop is a bad influence, according to OK! Magazine:

“It is not timely. It’s not in the good spirit of our National Day. If we go ahead with the concert, it is contrary to what we are preparing for,” said Shukran Ibrahim, a senior official from the ministry.
“We don’t want our people, our teenagers, influenced by their performance. We want clean artists, artists that are good role models,” said Kamarulzaman Mohamed, a party youth official.

I guess that means at least one person still gives a toss about this old hag from children’s tales. Someone threw a rock at Madonna’s SUV earlier this week as it was traveling through Central Park. That’s the story anyway. I’m thinking her VD jumped from her withered old cooch and finally made it’s escape. It will make it’s way to Britney’s cootie infested panties where it will live the good life until retirement.

Yesterday we reported on Hayden Panettiere’s new single “Wake Up Call.” Well, the 18-year-old star released a video to go with it. I find that cotton soaked Vaseline stops ear bleeding.

Here’s her new Rock The Vote commercial. You wanna rock my vote? Quite rocking that baby and rock some boobs. Boobs are America. Boobs and apple pie. Plus holding a kid makes me not want to do you.

Turns out Marilyn Manson is bald as Britney’s beaver. Check out this video where some fan rips his hat off and his wig comes off with it. It kinda looks like an alien head too.

The Miley Cyrus train wreck in the making just keeps on chugging. Now, she’s reportedly dating a much older man – a 22-year-old. Miley is only 15.

Normally, that would land a guy in jail, but rules are different in Hollywood. Famous jailbait apparently makes it alright. The pedophile in question, I mean, boyfriend, is her 22-year-old backup dancer, Marshall. The two have been caught flirting on camera and kissing and hugging each other. I wonder what Billy Ray thinks about this. It is perfectly acceptable in hillbilly law.

Well, I guess they figure it makes them look better. A source says that she’s doing a cameo in their new video shoot today. The Pussycat Dolls are filming the single “When I Grow Up” from their second album. Brit just keeps on doing other stuff since no one seems all that interested in her stuff.

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This Season 7 final episode had it all. We saw the other finalists from this season, finalists from last season like Jordan Sparks and that beat boxin’ guy, ZZ Top, Bryan Adams and even George Michael (boy has that guy gotten old). We also saw some humorous commercials with both Davids in their underwear doing the Tom Cruise thing with a Guitar Hero guitar.

Tonight is the last night where just one contestant is picked as the winner of American Idol 2008 and David Cook takes home the award this year, winning by over 12 million votes leaving David Archuleta, the young man made for TV singing contests, as the runner up. Both of these guys deserved the win but we have to agree with this vote. David Cook was an underdog bartender that fans were able to relate and grow with throughout the season.

Congratulations David!

You don’t think we’d forget about Kristy Lee Cook though, do you? One last gratuitous pic: