Archive for the 'Star Wars' Category

Some guy made his kid this life-sized Yoda cake for his son’s fourth birthday. Great, but are you really going to eat the dude that can teach you the force?

The dance craze continues to sweep the nation. Combine Star Wars with this phenomenon and you have Lucas’ next sequel. This video is wrong and yet it’s hard to look away. Do youself a favor and go straight to 3:11.

Many people will always have a special place in their heart for George Lucas, but it takes a special kind of geek to hang this beauty on their wall. It will cost you $44.95 or $150.

I’d get one but I would never be able to stop yelling at him. You ewok loving, Jar-Jar humping flannel shirted asswipe. If I were any good at CGI I’d shove Yoda up your ass and have him ignite his lightsaber. Fucker! Make a good flick already!

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Here’s an Empire Strikes Back belt that will keep your gut tucked in tubby. Refinding is a company from Kansas City that makes accessories out of all kinds of trash and reclaimed materials. Stuff like tire treads, tennis balls, typewriter letters, and even trading cards. It will cost you $32.

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Because i care….

If you want to sell something, just add the Star Wars element and it will sell. That’s why Georgie-Porgie Lucas pimps out the Star Wars brand all over the damn world. StarWars.com recently published a collection of ‘10 Cool Star Wars Posters from Japan’ and among them are these ads from a Panasonic Star Wars campaign from the late ’80s and early ’90s.

Yeah, that’s real great George, riding a satellite dish while sandwiched between an Ewok and a Wookie. Looks like just another night in your mansion. George and the Ewok both look quite content to be on the receiving end, while the Wookie is really giving them the business.

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This shirt was made to look like a Haynes workshop manual. Except it’s for R2 units! It will cost the chic geek $24. Inside you’ll find a bicycle, turntable, a Dalek from Dr. Who, and a dentist’s chair. Proof that R2 has got some weird ass stuff inside of him.

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Here’s an awesome Star Wars R2-D2 speaker set. It’s what R2 would look like if he were decapitated in a Highlander movie. They’ll set you back $40.

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This has to be one of the coolest forehead polishers I’ve ever seen. Proclaim your love of 70’s style and Star Wars with this R2 belt buckle. The officially licensed R2-D2 Belt Buckle measures 2.25 x 3.75 inches and is available from the Amazon.com for $21.99.

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The first Yoda, Darth Vader Soul Calibur IV gameplay footage is below, which looks pretty damn cool. Enjoy!
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