Archive for the 'Strange' Category

We told you about the UroClub last year over on Slipperybrick. And now, there’s a commercial showing it off. It’s pretty easy to use. Just screw cap off, piss in it, then screw cap on again.

It shows one guy pissing in the trees and it looks like he’s making humping motions. Yeah, like that’s strange. This is a club you piss in.

[Geekologie]

If you are strange enough or have some messed up clown fetish, you can pay to have some creep dressed as a clown follow you around for three days and scare you.

Afraid of Clowns? Ever see a movie with a creepy clown and get scared to death? Believe it or not, there are people out there who like to be scared. This idea came to me when a friend mentioned they love scary movies and the thrill it gives them. This auction is for a 3 day thrill ride through your greatest fear! ~CLOWNS~!!!! I will dress up as a clown and scare you for 3 days STRAIGHT, everywhere you go, I will follow, dressed as a clown. When you least expect it – BOOM!!! There I’ll be to creeper you out! This is something you will only want to experience once. LIVE your SCARIEST MOVIE SCENES! Included in this auction, is my travel expenses to wherever you live to give you 3 days of creepy, clowny excitement! BID NOW AND EXPERIENCE this once in a lifetime Thrill…. Are you Brave Enough? *This is meant for entertainment purposes only, no harm will come to you from this, just scariest thrill of a lifetime! Live a haunted house come to life for 3 entire days.

What are the odds this guy ends up behind bars squeezing a horn every time he drops the soap?

[Geekologie]

I guess this is what things would look like if cannibalism ran rampant. This seems to be the anus special as it looks like this meal is offering up it’s anus. Though it’s covered by a sticker.

It’s the work of Alex Woolley, who sees things a bit differently.

[Cribcandy]

Wow! An Artificial Virginity Hymen, for the ladies! Now you can let your man experience the first time again. Just insert this Artificial Virginity Hymen in your love hole, carefully, then it will expand a little and you will feel a little tight.

When penetration occurs, it will ooze out realistic blood.

Ok, even I’m like wtf?

[2dayblog]

It happens every winter. The ghosts smell their Pac-Man prey and begin to appear with the first snows…

[Sprite Stitch]

Are they trying to keep people away from Ask.com? These new commercials will do it. And induce nightmares.

Apparently if you use them, you’ll have a human sized tick attached to your neck. In the form of a fat woman. You might try burning her off with a match, but that probably won’t work.

[Laughingsquid]

Okay, this is bizarre. And it takes the whole question of Batman and Robin’s relationship and makes it weirder. It’s pretty clever, and very weird. I may be totally off even, because this video makes me feel like I’m on drugs. What kind of a mind would do such a thing? Apparently this guy does a lot of different faces, just not his own.

Worth1000.com has more cartoons brought to life. Some of these are scary looking. Some prove that girls look good with shells on their boobs. Hit the link for a bunch more.

[Worth1000]

Sure it looks like a cute little lawn decoration. But, uh…Can anyone see the potential offensive problem here?

The American Family Association is selling this Christmas Cross as a way of “letting your light shine for Christ this Christmas season.” The American Family Association is obviously not very bright. I wonder if they sell white Christmas robes that “let your light shine for Christ this Christmas season.” If so, hopefully the two products never cross paths.

[BBGadgets]

This 200-year-old vampire killing kit was recently sold at an auction in Natchez, Missisippi. The winning bid? $14,850! That’s a pretty expensive way to kill a Vampire. Just make them watch that Anne Rice vampire movie. That’s much cheaper and more humane.

And do you really need that many tools to kill a bloodsucker? Shoot it, stab it, read it the bible, sprinkle some special sauce, put a stake through it.

[Neatorama]