Over at Lunatica Frenetica they have about 13 more characters that have been “untooned”. They include Stewie and Peter Griffin, Marge Simpson and many more. Obviously people have way too much time on their hands. Thank God too! Us geeks love toons.
Here’s some tasty looking pork lunch meat…with a face! You can see from the sign that it’s 80% pork, but what the hell is the other 20%?
Meat with a face on it? Sign me up. This makes it easier to converse with my dead lunch. Cause you know, it’s all about the social interaction these days.
Might be nice to have a meat seance and summon the spirit of the dead meat. This way when the otherworldly spirit of the porker arrives, it has a face with which to speak to me.
Ah, to be young again. The simple joys of play. Rocking on my rocking horse for minutes on end…Only to be forced to get off by a kid sized bladder and the need to drain the dragon.
Some brave inventor has said, “Screw that jazz. I piss where I play. Never again will play be cut short.” And so it is that we have…this. The Rocking Horse Toilet.
Designer Perry Dixon claims that the Rocking Horse Toilet provides health benefits because of its unique construction. The “rider” can expel waste more effectively because his knees are elevated thanks to the foot pegs.
I don’t care how he spins it. He wanted an excuse to piss on a toy horse due to his Western/Cowboy/Piss fetish.
Well kids, if you’re gonna smoke the chronic, this will have you seeing UFO’s before you even start. Before too long, you’ll see little green men soon after too. Only $16.80.
I don’t know about you, but I’ve been looking for Waldo everywhere for years and haven’t found the bastard yet. I almost caught him with my wife when I came home early from work one day about 5 years ago. I heard some moaning, and Oh Yes’, and “do me hard you geeky stripe wearing freak”, so I ran to the bedroom and burst in. I saw a blur of red and white stripes as the son of a bitch fled and camouflaged himself like Predator. Ever since he has become my arch enemy. I’ll find him…One day.
Until that day comes, there’s always Google Earth. Where On Earth Is Waldo? is the creation of Melanie Cole, a Media Art student who came up with the idea for her graduation project. Waldo has been painted on Vancouver, BC rooftops, creating a larger-than-life high-tech game of Where’s Waldo. The final version of the project will be shown as part of the Emily Carr Graduation Exhibit 08 in May.
One day Waldo…One day…
The eyes on the girl in this creepy flash animation follow your mouse cursor. I can’t get over how real she looks.
Her eyes are all bloodshot too. I wonder if that is intentional. It’s really freakin’ me out man.
Your daughter will be the most popular girl in school with a new fake lower-back tattoo from Toys ‘R Us. All the smart boys will immediately correlate her tattoo with her likely illegal substance abuse and potential for sexual promiscuity.
Mother and daughter will be adorable with matching halfshirts and low-rise jeans to accentuate their new tramp stamps.
Now they need another machine dispensing candy cigarettes and cutesy little 6oz Red Bulls.
link via [bestweekever]
R u too sexi? Why not purrrsonalize ur own Jones label!
Jones Soda is running a contest in conjunction with icanhascheezburger to put a lolcat on their soda bottles.
The contest requires you to submit a “lol” and vote on other ppl’s submissions to find that special lol. The top 5 Top Rated lolz will make the final cut. The contest runs from Monday 3/24/2008 to Friday 4/25/2008.
Jones Soda has created a cult following over the years with passionate soda drinkers. The company has been recognized and awarded for its unique packaging that features constantly changing labels that are generated and submitted by its consumers.
I can’t really say I understand the whole LOLCat phenomenon but that shouldn’t stop you from flexing your poor grammar skillz to come up with a label. This post sapped most of my brainpower to write. I need to go read a dictionary now.
44-year-old Ian Usher is auctioning his life in a “package” deal, complete with a house in Perth valued at around A$420,000.
It seems poor Ian is looking for a fresh start after his wife of 12 years has left him. “It’s time to move. A completely fresh start. I want to see where life takes me,” Ian Usher, 44, told Australian television on Tuesday from Perth in Western Australia state.
I have a car, a motorbike, a jet ski, spa, and much more. I live a great lifestyle; I go skydiving, snowboarding, diving, jet skiing, kite boarding. I have some great friends. I have a good job working with some wonderful people.
The auction will go live on eBay on June 22nd. You can follow his story at alife4sale.com, which will include a link to the eBay action once it begins. Usher hopes to collect at least 500,000 Australian dollars to fund the next phase of his life.
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