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What is the deal with 80’s TV has-been Gary Coleman? First his pants were selling on Ebay for way too much, now he’s married some gold-digger by the name of Shannon Price. He’s 40, she’s 22.

It gets better! The pair have only known each other about five months. It gets EVEN better! Gary told Inside Edition that this is his first-time-ever romantic relationship.(Well, somehow that is expected. Welcome to Virgin Galactic.)

The couple’s nuptials happened, “on a mountaintop,” according to Coleman. “Nobody was around but the minister, preacher, the videographers, the photographer, the helicopter pilot and us. That was all that was there. There was nobody else.”

First off, if I were a gold-digger marrying a midget for money, I’d hide my shame by mountaintop too. Secondly, I hope they weren’t taking pictures from the helicopter, as it would resemble an ant marrying a stickbug.

Here’s the punchline. Price apparently handles the sale of Coleman’s memorabilia on e-Bay, and claims that when she met him on the set of the movie Church Ball she wasn’t aware of his fame.

I want to see this on reality TV NOW. I mean, Coleman needs a ladder just to kiss her ass. And it won’t take her long to tire of the taste of Mr. Drummond in his mouth either. Train wreck.

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Proof that what happens in Vegas, does not always stay in Vegas. Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon tied the knot on Saturday evening between Pam’s performances on the Las Vegas Strip. The 40 year old former “Baywatch” star wore a white denim Valentino dress.(Don’t worry Pam, no comment from us on your color choice.)

The couple fit their vows in between the 7 p.m. and 10 p.m. shows of “Hans Klok’s The Beauty of Magic” at Planet Hollywood resort, where Pam is starring as a magician’s assistant.

You might remember Salomon from such hits as the Paris Hilton sex videotape, from when he dated the heiress. Or his brief starring role in “I dated actress Shannen Doherty”.

This will be marriage number 3 for Pam, having been previously married to Kid Rock and Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee. Is she destined to be the next Elizabeth Taylor? I’ll let you know when I report on husband number 4, sometime down the road.

Congratulations Pam. From all of us here at PopTherapy. You sure know how to pick ‘em.

Let’s hope this one lasts. If you throw enough male celebrities at a pair of implants, one of them is bound to stick eventually.