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Remote Control Zombie Is Still Dangerous

Conner Flynn — Fri, 16 May 2008 19:34:58 +0000

Just because you control it doesn’t mean it’s not dangerous. If it looks like a zombie, it needs to be shot. Period. I mean this thing could bite your other RC toys and then we have a bunch of zombie gadgets on our hands.

Just use the brain shaped controller and watch it do it’s slow Zombie thing. Only $19.99.

[RCZombie]

Nintendo WiiMote Gum

Conner Flynn — Fri, 16 May 2008 19:25:16 +0000

What better way to enhance your game experience, then to swallow this gum during a bout of Wii Boxing. The little peppermint chicklets come packaged inside a life-sized Wii-mote shell.

[Technabob]

Anti-PMS Robot To The Rescue

Conner Flynn — Fri, 16 May 2008 19:18:31 +0000

Check out this great ad for Panadol Menstrual. It shows a scene that’s all too common in our society. This poor robot has the unenviable task of delivering the premenstrual syndrome medication. Behind the robot are about half a dozen police cruisers and vans for backup. They want to be ready should ~~my wife~~ the woman emerge from the front door.

[ibelieveinadv]

Claudia Schiffer Is…TOPLESS CATWOMAN!

Conner Flynn — Fri, 16 May 2008 19:09:41 +0000

The latest issue of Vogue Germany features a topless Claudia Schiffer doing her Catwoman impersonation. This is exactly why Batman has the best gig in the world!

[Thesuperficial]

The Softer Side Of Graffiti: Stash Spray Can Pillows

Conner Flynn — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:38:38 +0000

If you’re looking for some cool pop-art type pillows, check out these spray can pillows. They were originally put on display during the “Tools of the Trade” Art Exhibition at the Bape Gallery in 2002. They only recently became available, put out for sale by Stash, a famous New York-based street artist.

The soft spray can replica pillows measure 30” X 10” and come in red, aqua and purple and sell for $100 each. Pretty cool. A great way to express your love of Krylon type paint.

[Product Page]

Doritos: The Quest

Conner Flynn — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:23:40 +0000

No, it’s not a new RPG with the Doritos name. Doritos are teasing consumers once again with Mystery flavors. Last year they launched an all black bag named X-13D that tasted like…cheeseburger.

This year Doritos has a new black mystery bag called ”The Quest”.
On the package, consumers are led online if they think they can guess the flavor. You play a series of puzzles for a chance to win $100,000 in gold (or the cash). The first three people to solve everything will be sent to a secret city for a live event to compete for the $100,00.

That’s a lot of fucking work, when I could just be eating Doritos.

[Doritos]

Mel Gibson & Britney Vacation Together

Conner Flynn — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:09:19 +0000

Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are on their way to Costa Rica together. They both left on a private plane this morning from Los Angeles. Sources indicate that Gibson is flying Britney and her dad for a weekend vacation.

Back in March, the pair were seen having dinner together. I don’t know what’s going on with these two, but I’m disgusted.

[Damnimcute]

Kelly Ripa Looking Like a Hooker

Conner Flynn — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:00:44 +0000

Damn! I just got more wood then an Amish house building party!

Thing is, this picture is disturbing. It’s so trashy and hooker-like. And so unlike Kelly Ripa. Damn Kelly, you’re a mom.(Like 5 times over I think) Poor kids. This looks like a picture out of that hooker catalog I’ve been putting together for my new popTheraHump business proposal.

[thehollywoodgossip]

Register Your Penis’ Nickname: Nameyourwang.com

Conner Flynn — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:35:48 +0000

Many men give their penis a nickname…for some reason. Now, a site lets you register that name to prove it’s as unique as your penis itself. They give you a certificate and everything so it’s all official like. The name of the site is nameyourwang.com!

I’m hoping Engelbert Humperdinck is available.

[Nameyourwang]

Geek Alert: Official Indiana Jones Fedora Now Available

Conner Flynn — Thu, 15 May 2008 16:34:53 +0000

It will cost you $99. Everyone will know you are a nerd pretending to be a hero, but who cares right? ~~We’ve~~ You’ve been laughed at your whole life anyway. Tip: Never EVER ask your wife for sex while wearing a fedora and asking her to dress up like a Nazi chick because you want to raid her ark. It’s all good until you bring the whip out…And it turns on you. You’d be surprised how creative an angry woman with a whip can get.

[Thinkgeek]