Think the new Trek is too teenagy? Me too. Check out this fan video of the new Star Trek trailer, recut and set to the 90210 opening theme. It works pretty well, mostly because of snotty little Kirk driving and Uhura doing a striptease. Yeah, this is pretty much what they’ve done with Trek.

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And it’s brought along some old hos to teach the new hos new tricks. Check out the promo below for The CW’s new 90210.

This news makes me want to gag like a poorly fed cat coughing up a hairball. I’ll probably watch because I want to do Brenda and Kelly in bad places while Dylan watches…At the Peach Pit.