The dude is playing Wii Bowling real close to the TV. When the carnage takes place, the first thing he does is call for his mama, then he touches the TV and gives it a few gentle nudges, no doubt believing that this will somehow make it all right again. Again he calls for his mama.

I’m guessing this was followed by weeping on his hands and knees, until mama comes in, sees the carnage and beats him senseless with the wiimote. She probably even used the wriststrap.

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Pint-sized Gary Coleman is at the center of a police investigation in Utah after hitting a man with his car.
Authorities suspect the former Diff’rent Strokes star rammed the 24-year-old victim on purpose.
A police officer involved in the investigation claims tat Coleman and Colt Reston had publicly argued earlier on Saturday nigh before the incident. Authorities believe Coleman became angry as Reston attempted to take photographs of him. The victim was taken to hospital with minor injuries.

If Gary had been able to see over the wheel he would have killed that guy for sure, but one of 3 phonebooks probably slid out from under his ass and messed the whole thing up.

Academy Award winning actor Morgan Freeman, 71, has been seriously injured in a car accident in Ruleville, Mississippi. The star was in a one car accident around 11:30 p.m. last night north of the small Southern town near his home. His vehicle flipped several times. He and a female passenger were rescued after using the Jaws Of Life.

The actor was airlifted from the scene of the accident to a hospital in Memphis, Tenn. Alcohol is not suspected as a factor in the wreck.

The Indy 4 actor is having a bad year. Actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested for DUI after an early morning car accident in Hollywood on Sunday. LaBeouf was driving when his car was involved in a collision around 3 a.m. According to Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Sgt. Scott Wolf:

“It was immediately apparent to officers responding on the scene that Mr. LaBeouf was intoxicated and he was subsequently placed under arrest.”

LaDouche was booked on charges of misdemeanor DUI and then released. He was being treated at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. for injuries to his head, hand and knee.

In what looks like some sort of freak accident, a former drummer for the Swedish pop band ABBA was found dead with cuts to his neck in the garden of his house on the Spanish island of Mallorca. According to Police, an autopsy showed it was an accident.

The body of 62-year-old Ola Brunkert was found by a neighbor on Sunday at his house in a coastal area outside the eastern town of Arta.

Just proves one of my many theories. Bizarre band=a bizarre death or two.

They also did an autopsy on the song Dancing Queen and found that it still had legs.

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