Geeks love the Batman. And when you combine Batman merchandise with the fact that Heath Ledger just died, a morbid kind of collectible is born and dumbasses think that it will go up in value despite the fact that a chinese factory cranked out 85 billion of them.

The Heath Ledger Joker dolls from the Dark Knight movie have completely sold out, according to Toys R Us and are selling on eBay for $17.00+

I find it amusing that people are going to overpay for them now and in less then a year they won’t be worth crap. You know, unless you hold onto it for like 50 years.

When your kid says, “Tell me of this Batman you speak of.”

Alright, I’m a geek. I want one. But I’ll get it next year for cheap.
[Celebpulp]

We all know that Britney has trouble keeping her undies on. That’s when she bothers to wear any at all. She also likes to give us a peek occasionally, when exiting her car. Now Brit can work a little less hard at showing off her private parts. This action figure will do it for her. It can be yours for just $39.95.

Always keep Britney’s crotch out of trouble, by keeping it where you can see it. She will be well behaved(If not fully clothed) atop your office desk for instance.

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