Well, well, well, “look who’s talking” up Scientology now. I could easily counter her statement by saying, “I want you to look like you did in the 80’s”, but that ain’t gonna happen.

Kirstie Alley wants “everybody in the universe to experience” Scientology, the actress told the religion’s Source magazine after attending a Scientology summit in Florida last summer.

Here are some excerpts from The New York Post:

“I’m walking out an entirely different being, and I mean entirely different… My viewpoint on the fourth dynamic and mankind and other people changed. You know, I liked animals more than people! OK, I liked certain people, but the idea of ‘mankind’ – it really irritated me!”

“Then I realized why mankind upset me so much – it’s because I wasn’t taking responsibility!… Now, I have genuine affinity for mankind… I’ve made decisions here, big, crazy, great, brilliant decisions here about the magnitude I’m going to help this group and help this planet, and it’s real… I want everybody in the universe to experience this.”

The Source identified Alley as a founding member of the “Super Power Expansion Project.”

Then there’s the undated video that was found online last month, where Alley said, “Honest to God truth, without Scientology, I would be dead. Personally, I recommend it.”

We keep close tabs on Scientologists here at the Therapy. Why? Well, because these people need to be watched. Lest they find you in the middle of the night and sit you in a brainwashing chair. From there, it’s all jumping on Oprah’s couch and making videos for the cause.

[Dotspotter]

According to Access Hollywood, Kate Beckinsale was treated at a Memphis-area hospital over the weekend. She went to the hospital on Sunday after experiencing some numbness in her left arm and leg. She had been concerned as it had lasted for a few days, but she was not in any pain.

Doctors determined that the problem was likely exhaustion and said she had not been taking her medication.(Wonder what that’s for).

But when Access Hollywood asked about it, a rep for the British actress said the reason that she had gone to the hospital was to accompany her assistant who had sprained her ankle.

Uhhh. Ok. Something’s not adding up here.

Such is Stardom. The only thing we know for sure is that she looks damn good on Screen. So, take your meds kate. I’m selfish and want to see more of you on screen.

[MSNBC]