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Isn’t that the best title ever? Yes it is. The video is awesome. Maybe the best thing ever. This is a European Siemens commercial for a $900 washing machine. How do they sell that machine?

Bare-breasted women skydiving from a plane. Damn straight! Large boobs will sell anything. Rightly so.

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Weird as that Lips Commercial is, it ain’t nothing compared to this. This is supposedly a spec ad made for the Microsoft Zune. If it’s real, then Microsoft really does smoke the crack rock. It’s just plain wrong. I won’t ruin it for ya. Just watch.

I’ve never used my sandwich as a boner before, but judging by the reaction of the woman in the video, I should begin immediately.

Some dude is hawking Obama underwear. This is an ad for said underwear. Part of it may be slightly NSFW. John McCain gets horny, attacks Palin. Obama comes to the rescue.

Heidi Klum Does Some Got Milk? Ad in a Swiss or German outfit. They make it look like it’s a whole bestiality thing. She looks very comfortable. It’s obviously not her first time on set with a large animal. Lucky cow. Video below.
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Gossip Girl stars Blake Lively and Penn Badgley are trying to be funny in a pro-Barack Obama commercial that jokingly warns of the dangers of voting for John McCain. But still, it’s true. Vote McCain at your risk.

Here’s Marilyn Monroe made entirely out of different fonts for an ad in a São Paulo newspaper. I’d do her with the funny font in my pants. Hit the link for more like Charlie Chaplan, Marlon Brando, and James Dean.

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Look at the pic above. The angel of VD has come to wave her magic wand and unleash crabs all over your pubes. It’s an ad campaign for her latest perfume, which I’m guessing smells like hooker with a touch of vomit and desperation….But I’d still do her.

Christ. She looks like a cross dressing rubber doll wearing a tablecloth for a dress! Fuck, she looks like an android from Westworld. This is the first ad with Jessica as the new face of Stampede Light Plus beer. If that’s the face of their beer, I’ll drink my own piss.

They’re obviously trying to go for the Yee-Haw demographic, but even guys who have shotgun racks in their truck and fuck their sister aren’t going to be swayed to drink this crap. Everyone knows that to sell beer, you get in a bikini and wash a damn car or something.

Olympic volleyball player and show-er off-er of tight ass, Kerri Walsh, is now showing off her back entrance to help fight against AIDS. I’m not sure I’m getting the right message here. Is it safe in the back door? Or does she have some magic crack that drips antibodies in her hole, thereby making her ass super immune to the disease? And if so, is this her way of offering it up to everyone?