In other Paris Hilton news, comes this gem. If this story is to be believed, then someone needs to sit down with her and explain that smurfs are not real.

She tried to “adopt” two actors who were playing cartoon characters at a Berlin Christmas Market.

“I don’t know if Paris had been on the mulled wine but when she saw the chaps on the sweet stall, she squealed.”

“We heard her saying: ‘Oh my, real live smurfs. I always wanted one when I was a kid’ before turning to her pal and asking: ‘Can I take them home?’

“Then she added: ‘I didn’t realize that this is where they came from.’

“She then started talking about adding them to her collection and bent down to talk to them in a babyish voice.”

Apparently the actors were pretty pissed off. I have to say I don’t blame them. Even if she was drunk, this scenario is pretty damn creepy. One of the smurfs lost it and started yelling at her. Telling her that he was a grown man.

Granted, this is a hard story to swallow, but if Paris has taught us anything, it’s probably true.

Someone needs to hook her up with some baby Einstein videos via her iPod.

[Popcrunch]