…But it still gave me a 1-up mushroom in my pants. It’s the work of Joiton, who sees the Mushroom Kingdom a little differently from you and me. Check out his page below to check out his other stuff. I swear I also saw Zelda getting double-teamed.

[Joiton] VIA [Likecool]

Here’s a craigslist posting in Los Angeles looking for a Sarah Palin look-alike to be in a porno. I find it interesting that no anal is required since McCain/Palin would like to do the American people in the ass once elected.

[Craigslist]

More news from the whacked out world of Scientology.

Little Suri Cruise is not even two-years-old, but her parents treat her like an adult. That’s apprently because Tom and Katie, as Scientologists, believe their daughter has lived for billions of years or some crap. They probably believe she shits golden pellets from her diaper-hole, which they study under a microscope for secret messages regarding the coming of Zenu, their overlord.

Their daughter does not even go to bed until 11pm supposedly. Tom forbids television and will severely limit her internet use when she’s old enough to use a computer. He fears anti-Scientology messages. He does not want to anger the Scientology gods.

P.S. That kid looks downright evil!

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