Are they trying to keep people away from Ask.com? These new commercials will do it. And induce nightmares.

Apparently if you use them, you’ll have a human sized tick attached to your neck. In the form of a fat woman. You might try burning her off with a match, but that probably won’t work.

[Laughingsquid]

Here’s Marilyn Monroe made entirely out of different fonts for an ad in a São Paulo newspaper. I’d do her with the funny font in my pants. Hit the link for more like Charlie Chaplan, Marlon Brando, and James Dean.

[Walyou]

If you want to sell something, just add the Star Wars element and it will sell. That’s why Georgie-Porgie Lucas pimps out the Star Wars brand all over the damn world. StarWars.com recently published a collection of ‘10 Cool Star Wars Posters from Japan’ and among them are these ads from a Panasonic Star Wars campaign from the late ’80s and early ’90s.

Yeah, that’s real great George, riding a satellite dish while sandwiched between an Ewok and a Wookie. Looks like just another night in your mansion. George and the Ewok both look quite content to be on the receiving end, while the Wookie is really giving them the business.

Another pic below.
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