Actress SIENNA MILLER has decided to move away from Britain, following a barrage of negative press over her relationship with married actor BALTHAZAR GETTY. Seems there were no more homes to wreck and it really got weird in that country as she stole every British woman’s man.

A woman in London claims that she went to the “laundry” to wash her “knickers” and when she came back Sienna was in bed with her man. At the same time in the town of Splot, a woman and her husband where in bed watching the “Telly”, when she got up to pee. When she came back in the room, Sienna was riding the guy with his undies wadded up in her mouth.

Strange indeed.

She may turn up in Los Angeles, which is a good place for her since she seems to feed off orgasms.

And no, he wasn’t having an affair with her mole. I don’t blame him really. SJP is too damn long in the face and she hasn’t won a single horse race for him even though he’s entered her in several. Plus, it aint easy shoeing horses. You try hammering nails through high heels day after whinnying fucking day.

He was allegedly having an affair with a 25-year-old youth counselor he met at a bar. Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the two together many times while Sarah Jessica Parker was in LA filming Sex and the City: The Movie, according to Star:

Sources say the woman felt conflicted with her relationship with Matthew, whom she nicknamed “Matty Cakes.” She tried to end it, say insiders, but that didn’t happen and over the next month — when Sarah Jessica was filming Sex and the City: The Movie in Los Angeles — multiple eyewitnesses say they saw Matthew make late-night visits to the other woman’s apartment building.
During one tryst, they arrived at her friend’s apartment after a night of heavy drinking, says a source. She dragged Matthew into the friend’s bedroom, then shut the door. “A half hour later, Matthew opened the bedroom door, mumbled ‘Well… ‘bye!’ and walked out. The friend found her passed out on the bed in her panties.”

He no doubt also claims to have rubbed a few out while watching it.

According to Great Britain’s The Daily Mail, a cameraman is trying to pedddle a Maddona/Alex Rodriguez sex tape. He claims the tape was shot with a hidden camera in an apartment owned by one of the singer’s Kabbalah friends, allegedly used by her and A-Rod for secret afternoon meetings.

Why would A-Rod bang a leathery old harpy when he could have anyone?

Recent topless photos of Sienna Miller kissing Balthazar Getty have put a spotlight on this steamy affair. The homewrecking actress is known for her fling with Jude Law and one with Rhys Ifans that ended weeks ago. She’s been quietly dating Getty for “at least two months,” a source said to People Magazine.

That’s why she’s Poptherapy’s skank of the week. If you have a man, Sienna has probably fucked him or at least given him oral when you weren’t looking.

Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are on their way to Costa Rica together. They both left on a private plane this morning from Los Angeles. Sources indicate that Gibson is flying Britney and her dad for a weekend vacation.

Back in March, the pair were seen having dinner together. I don’t know what’s going on with these two, but I’m disgusted.

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In an interview with Oprah, Cher revealed her relationship with Tom Cruise.

Jesus, thinking about these two humping is like walking in on two retards fucking. You’re not sure who you feel more sorry for, but it’s sloppy and wrong and your lunch is on the floor.

“He was a shy boy. He didn’t have any money. One night we walked into this restaurant in New York and this girl came up, this waitress came up and she took our order and stuff like that and he said, ‘I knew that girl in school and she wouldn’t give me the time of day.’ “

Cher also said, ”I lived in his apartment.” Tom Cruise was 23 at the time; Cher was 39.

So, she likes gay men. What’s the problem?

In the pic he’s all like, “OMG, it was weird with a vagina.” And she’s all like, “OMG, I know. But you still did good.”

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