Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are all set to walk down the aisle and adopt another baby soon. You know, rather then wrecking her vagina again and pushing one out. It’s on a magazine cover. It must be true. Ok reports:

“Angelina has always toyed with the idea of getting married to Brad. She’s always followed her gut instincts in life, love and family. As the kids get older and they add to their brood, they want to make as few complications as possible.”

Apparently, it’s that time of the year again where Hayden Panettiere saves the whales. She took part in the “Save the Whales Again” rally in Washington D.C. on Saturday where everyone laid down to form a giant outline of a whale for an aerial pic.

Word is she will be be meeting with Rosanne Barr, Oprah, and some other whales to see how she can help.

Fuck. The Spears push out more toddlers then Disney at closing time. Jamie Lynn Spears, might already be knocked up again according to The National Enquirer. They are reporting that Britney’s sis is eight weeks pregnant. This is only three months after she gave birth to her other spawn.

In what is surely a flashback to Jamie Lynn’s own birth, her friends urge an abortion.

“They’ve reminded Jamie Lynn how much trouble she had adjusting to motherhood with Maddie, and pointed out that having a second baby now would only be a recipe for disaster,” a source said.