He no doubt also claims to have rubbed a few out while watching it.

According to Great Britain’s The Daily Mail, a cameraman is trying to pedddle a Maddona/Alex Rodriguez sex tape. He claims the tape was shot with a hidden camera in an apartment owned by one of the singer’s Kabbalah friends, allegedly used by her and A-Rod for secret afternoon meetings.

Why would A-Rod bang a leathery old harpy when he could have anyone?