I know that some of my readers have a hard time spelling, judging by some of the comments. Here’s something that might help. It will teach kids the ABC’s while at the same time teaching them to buy all things Star Wars as soon as they get a job. Check out the link for the full spectrum of letters. I expect to see some spelling improvements.

L is for Lucas that ass who keeps making bad movies and should have left well enough alone.
P is for Phantom Menace which was a steaming theatrical turd.

And so on.

[Star Wars ABC's]