Amy Winehouse celebrated her husband’s early release from jail today by attacking a photographer in London for no reason at all. Whoa. She looks like she’s got a starring role in Gone With The Wind. You know if that movie was about a crack smoking dew-rag wearing piece of turd who punches Scarlett O’Hara for no goddamn reason.

This was spotted at the Calgary Zombie Walk 2008. The likeness is amazing. She won’t eat your brain if you have some crack.

…In her bra. Everybody do the crack induced seizure dance. She needs to get with Keith Richards for double the confusion.

This is a bizarre video, shot by one of Amy Winehouse’s “friends,” which features the drug-addled bride of Frankenstein participating in a jam session. Except…She’s in her bra and dances like a chicken (around the 1:20 mark).

Word is that Scientologists are out to get Amy. Like they don’t have enough freaks in their ranks.

Members of the Church of Scientology want Wino to get on their Narconon drugs program, which it claims has helped hundreds of people kick their addiction, according to the Sunday Mirror.

“She had a call from the celebrity branch of the Church Of Scientology. She thinks they got her number through one of the American music producers who worked on her Back To Black album,” said a source.

Just like the fucking Nazis! They will rat out anyone so that they may sacrifice souls to Tom. And Amy’s soul would be quite tasty. A hint of smack with skank sauce, with an aftertaste of wet fart.

Yes, like a slug in it’s death throws under a mound of salt, she’s still alive. Amy Winehouse faces arrest after allegedly hitting a woman dancer in the face. The dancer had asked to take the her picture.

Amy ran off, crying out: “Life can’t go on. I can’t do this any more.”

Police were called to the $700-a-ticket bash in central London, where Amy Winehouse performed, and took a statement from Sherene Flash, the dancer who got laid out.

Fuck me, this is one couple that gets uglier and uglier. I bet they can’t have kids because even their genitals are disgusted.

The title and the picture pretty much tell the story here. Amy Winehouse posted this photo of a nude Blake Fielder-Civil exposing himself, on her Facebook profile recently. See kids, Crack makes you do dumb things.

Is this gonna surprise anyone? More details of Amy Winehouse’s drug use have emerged after she binged on crystal meth and engaged in a possible-record 36-hour pot marathon.

The singer had two major overdoses, with convulsions so bad that they were “like a scene from The Exorcist,” reports a witness.

Plus, her body is in such frail condition after the repeated drug use doctors were scared she “may break bones during a fit.”

Read more in The Sun.

…Like some drugged out zombie bigfoot who occasionally stops by small streams and takes it’s fishnet shirt off to catch dinner before getting drunk and assaulting people.

Just wanted you to know she’s still around.

Amy Winehouse thinks that her and Blake Fielder-Civil will be amazing parents. She’s hoping to create her own freaky Addams Family, only more creepy.

“Blake and I can’t wait to have kids. I want at least five kids. I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad. When Blake was about we talked about it all the time.To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults. They’ve got their heads screwed on a lot better.”

Sweety can you get mommy that knife, it’s time to cut on myself.

Seen here with the dude that makes a living propping her, it should be pretty clear that nasty is not the new sexy. Apparently she has no idea how revolting she is. From The Sun:

The Rehab singer was visiting hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL when she yanked her top down, pressed her boobs against a glass booth and writhed suggestively.
One visitor said: “It was not a pleasant sight. Amy seemed completely out of it.”

After that, Amy then headed off to the Monarch where she attempted to seductively pose in front of the Union Jack.

WTF?