After being arrested again, the police threw her back into the wild so we can continue to study the phenomenon. Check out this pic. Does this explain Amy’s behavior? Is she possessed?

Is that just smoke around her face? Or an evil entity? Looks like ectoplasm to me and it appears to be retreating from her cross. What do you think?

I mean if a demon was going to claim a body, this is about the nastiest there is. Plus, it looks like a demon child is ready to burst out of her belly.

Amy Winehouse got stuck in a traffic jam over the weekend and decided to wander out of her car, much to the dismay of anyone not blind. The Daily Mail reports:

Not content to sit patiently in her car, the Rehab singer roamed the motorway, giving drivers more than they bargained for as she went from car to car in an effort to scrounge a lighter for her cigarette to pass the time.
At one point she pulled up her purple vest to bare her midriff as she did a spot of sun baking while leaning on the bonnet of a car.

The question is, did she throw her feces or not?

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Let me know, because I’d rather be looking at that then clawing my eyes out after seeing this pic. Jesus, this Medusa is always catching me off guard. It’s getting to the point where I’m gonna have to tattoo the words HOLY FUCK and I’M BLIND on my eyelids. That way, when I see this kind of sight, I can shut my eyes tight and at the same time, warn anyone looking my way that I just saw something that made me sick to my soul.

Really Amy. Is that fucking toilet paper on your head?? Nice bald spot btw. Do all drug addicts look like Keith Richards or just her?

The internet should really warn you when you’re about to encounter this sort of carnage. Thank Christ I didn’t see her lower regions.

With any other train wreck, the train derails, skids for a few hundred feet and then all is quiet. Not with Amy Winehouse. This is a super slow mo wreck, thus all of the gruesome details are exposed. Like this pic above.

Wtf? Is she really blowing a french fry? I’m pretty damn sure if we had video, there would be monkey noises. Looks like she’s taking some sort of IQ test there, so she probably earned her food. And you know that bag doubles as a barf catcher when she’s done.

Could this be Amy Winehouse auditioning for the part of Mary-Ann in the new Addams Family version of Giligan’s Island? I’m guessing yes.

That right there is enough to put Gilligan and the skipper in the hammock together.

On my eyes. Another charge would be acting like walking Anti-Viagra and disabling every man within 500 feet. Nothing makes you lose an erection like the sudden unexpected mug of Her Royal Skankness showing up on TV.

She was arrested on suspicion of assault Friday following reports that she scuffled with two men during a night out in a trendy north London neighborhood.

Also, I was fairly certain she had crabs. Judging by her tattoo, they must be the horseshoe variety.

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Or so it would seem… A week after getting caught smoking a doobie in a London park, our favorite freak of nature Amy Winehouse took to the streets on Tuesday night and eyewitnesses snapped some photos of the creature.

She is no longer just a train wreck. This is like a 747 hitting a schoolbus at a stoplight. Just look at that glazed look as she communicates with another realm. Frankly I’m surprised the shirt is as white as it is. Even her hair is like wtf? and almost looks like a question mark near her necklace. I’m pretty sure anybody with standards low enough could just walk right up to her and do her for about 15 minutes, then send her on her way and she’d be none the wiser as she goes about her business of mumbling and stumbling.

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I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t let this B-movie creature anywhere near my kids. The pic was apparently taken at a local pub in Oxfordshire yesterday.

Winehouse was supposedly in town recording the upcoming James Bond movie theme. There are some unconfirmed reports that Sigourney Weaver showed up an hour later asking if anyone had seen an alien queen.

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In this pic we get to see Amy Winehouse as an innocent little schoolgirl. We all know what the AFTER pic looks like. I think this puts it all in perspective.

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It’s been awhile since we visited with the creature from the crack lagoon. She’s looking worse then usual thanks to some scary looking impetigo all over her face, while her arms are all scarred by self-hatred, boredom and generally using herself to strike matches on.

Jesus Christ, in the above pic, she looks like a Vulcan casualty in engineering after the Enterprise took a few warheads.

Our favorite skank, slash tattoo practice mannequin, seemed like she might clean up for a short time. But no. She obviously has some issues she still hasn’t worked out. Enjoy a pic of her self mutilated arm below, while she’s still out in the wild.

You never know when she might get put away in the pokie.

On that note…Poptherapy predicts:

I got a feeling some young officer is about to decipher that treasure map tattooed all over her skin, that leads to a secret stash of drugs. Said officer will be astonished at the sheer amount of ink that was required just to remind her that she’s got a condom full of Heroin in her ass…Which she forgot about.
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