So this is an ad campaign from those kooky folks at PETA. Like Bob Barker, they want you to spay and neuter your pets. Who better to preach against animal sex then a human who has fucked her way through the human race like a horny silicon-titted comet…Jenna Jameson. Now that she has shagged every guy on Earth except me and has a spooge factory in her stomach to prove it, she thinks animals need to stop humping.

Hey Jenna, you forgot a dick. Over here. *waves* Here’s the deal, you bang me and I’ll chop off the testicles of any animal that comes within 100 yards of me. Cool?

It’s easy to dismiss Jessica Alba as just another bubble headed Hollywood starlet. But perhaps she is not. Maybe, just maybe she has some redeeming qualities besides her obvious hotness.

For one thing, she is apparently an animal lover. And she loves them enough to show her support for her four-legged friends along with many other celebrities. Stars like Drew Barrymore, Courteney Cox, Jennifer Coolidge and Carmen Electra have all created one-of-kind, signed artwork to be auctioned off for animal advocacy group Rescue Train. Some other high profile names include Famke Janssen, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, David Arquette, Jason Biggs, Jim Belushi, Paula Abdul, Mimi Rogers, Lou Diamond Phillips, Patrika Darbo, Wolfgang Petersen, Eric Roberts, David Faustino, and Jane Lynch.

And of course Jessica Alba. Jessica, I’m sorry I doubted your skinny hollywood ass. Maybe there really is more to you then just being my not so bright fantasy girl in a tight Fantastic Four Costume….Maybe….But I gotta tell ya, that art is kinda like 1st grade, hang on the fridge art that you take down as soon as the kid’s not looking….So maybe I was right about you after all my sweet beautiful airhead.

Smartness aside, the important thing is that you care. You really care about the animals. And that says alot. That’s why I am naming you PopTherapy Actress of the week. Keep up the good work. And the art.

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