It’s been awhile since I played Atari’s classic arcade game Paperboy. This is Paperboy in real life. Well, real life, mixed with video game graphics. I don’t want to spoil it for you, but a bunch of paper throwing skills are on display as well as non-catching the paper skills and the video is way longer than it needs to be.

Editing people. You can shave 2 whole minutes off this thing with a shotgun aimed at that bicycling bastard. Anyway check out the video.

Wacka-wacka-wacka. It’s like a power pellet in a can. Drink up. Then go super fast and eat ghosts. Then when the power pellet formula wears off, wake up from your sugar and caffeine induced haze to find your teeth in a co-workers neck. Then hear Pac-Man dying sound.

It’s a hell of a drink. Now prepare for a hell of a lawsuit. Perhaps of a sexual harssment nature if the co-worker is female.

[Technabob]

It happens every winter. The ghosts smell their Pac-Man prey and begin to appear with the first snows…

[Sprite Stitch]

Nothing beats decorating with retro Arcade stuff. You could do worse then hang up this awesome Pac-Man mirror. It comes from JamieBurress at Etsy. It’s retro and modern at the same time.

$80 and it’s yours.

[Etsy]

I missed this one in the 80’s. It’s required viewing for any dork, geek, or nerd. The special effects are top notch and the whole thing is truly epic. It will haunt you.

[Kotaku]

Get these gamer baby clothes for your baby and get them ready for a life full of Hot Pockets and Cheese doodles while they sit their fat asses in front of a screen and build up mana, hit points and all that shit. You start them off with some easy shit like Space Invaders, then when they turn 4 you give them an NES, by the time they hit 8 they’ll be ready for XBox. Next thing you know you have a tub of shit in your living room playing WoW, talking about “Hey mom, I need a hot pocket, I’m on a quest to find the sword of exploding anus.”

Ahh the memories. They grow so fast.

[Etsy]

I can’t think of anything more awesome then Ms. Pac-Man on boobs and a lift up reveal of one of the ghosts on a crotch. It used to be you deposited quarters, now you’ll be depositing sperm. God Bless America!

[Gamerfront]

Space Invaders chewing gum joins the rest of the Space Invaders merchandise. This time you chew it. Not sure what flavor Space Invaders are, but you chew bubble gum while kicking video game ass.

[Taito]

Here at the Therapy, we love all things retro arcade. That of course includes Space Invaders. Check out this mysterious appearance of a Space Invaders crop circle. There are those who believe that aliens built the pyramids and also gave us the atari 2600. I think this proves it.

What is more likely? A group of drunk ass and geeky college kids all jacked up on arcade games and Red Bull? Or aliens warning us to stop shooting at them in our games?

[Craziestgadgets]

The boffins over at Taito Japan are revamping the Space Invaders game with a new twist on the classic. This time, you’re not on defense, instead you get to control the invaders yourself and serve up some Alien pay back.

Space Invaders Get Even puts you in command of up to 300 individual pixelated aliens using the Wii-mote and Nunchuk controllers. With the Nunchuck, you direct a UFO to drop hundreds of aliens on forest, city and military targets, destroying everything in sight. You’ll be able to command the invaders to swarm and group in a variety of attack formations.

Looks pretty awesome if you ask me. I hope the Space Invader aliens don’t team up with the Galaga aliens.

[Technabob]