Some friends of the Cruises are saying that his cars are equipped with bulletproof windows and are also bomb proof! Get a grip buddy! Word is his cars look totally normal, but are in fact armored fortresses. The God of Scientology needs to be protected after all and these are like his Pope-mobiles. This paranoid fruitcake allegedly doesn’t even let Katie drive likes and he likes to drive her himself. For Xenu’s sake dude, let the woman have some alone time! Women need alone time. At least that’s what they always tell me just before I never see them again.

For Christ’s sake Tommy boy, you mean to tell me you got your own version of Wile E. Coyote out there setting traps and trying to assassinate you in your car? So you bought yourself some ACME vehicle armor kits, huh? I bet it’s Dr. Drew. You two really need to cool your feud and make love already.

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Okay fellow geeks, it’s time to get your Halloween costume ready in May. Here’s the helmet. You are on your own with the rest of the armor. It’s officially licensed by Marvel Comics. It’s available at www.80stees.com for $60 but too bad it’s out of stock.

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Jeff de Boer is an artist who believes that cats would look cooler if they were wearing a suit of armor. I have to agree. I can easily see an alternate reality where cats are knights, fighting fire breathing mouse-dragons. That’s right, a crazy bizarro world were armored cats make humans piss in a box!

This guy has been making armor for animals since the 90’s, and he began with protective gear for mice (see pictures after jump). Then he found himself making cat battle armor.

Note: Do NOT show this to your cat! Right now we are the superior species. They must never know that they can be clothed for battle.
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