Yes, like a slug in it’s death throws under a mound of salt, she’s still alive. Amy Winehouse faces arrest after allegedly hitting a woman dancer in the face. The dancer had asked to take the her picture.

Amy ran off, crying out: “Life can’t go on. I can’t do this any more.”

Police were called to the $700-a-ticket bash in central London, where Amy Winehouse performed, and took a statement from Sherene Flash, the dancer who got laid out.

Apparently an argument between former wrestler “Nature Boy” Ric Flair (real name Richard Morgan Fliehr), his daughter Ashley Fliehr, and her boyfriend left the former champ bloodied and his daughter in handcuffs.

Getting beat up by your daughter is the worst. It’s bad when any girl kicks your ass, but doubly when your daughter makes you her bitch.

Chapel Hill police responded to a disturbance in a parking lot where they found the three of them involved in an argument and Flair looking a bit roughed up. Flair didn’t file any charges, but his daughter reportedly kicked an officer which got her arrested for assault. Ashley is due in court October 5.

There you go, if a wrestlers daughter beats them up, that should prove to all you rednecks and trailer inhabitants that wrestling is fake as Pam Anderson’s tits.

Shizzle my nizzle, gonna tell ya bout a little frizzle involvin a dog and his bitchizzle.

She was doin some dizrinking and dizriving. The catch and release program, you dig?

Dog spoke up for his biznitch and was all like damn, I gots the money to bail you tail out the pokey, but drinking and driving aint no damn jokey.

I gots a reputation and da dog’s bitch got to be okie dokie.

Crack is whack yo. Just ask Tatum O’Neal, who was arrested last night for allegedly buying coke and crack in NYC from a homeless man. She was busted just blocks from her apartment.

According to a source, she was caught at 7:30 pm. When the cop approached, she said, “You know who I am right?”

Tatum then told police that she was “researching a part.”

The cop was probably all like, yeah I seen you blowing a guy last week for a smack. You sure research the hell out your role. Cracker!

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Vanilla Ice was held without bond Friday after his arrest on a charge of simple domestic battery after apparently arguing with his wife at their South Florida home. His arrest was not for being a has-been white boy still trying to belt out half-ass rap, though I can see how you might make that mistake.

Judging by the photo, I can only assume that he has become some sort of Marvel Comics super villian with a touch of downs syndrome.

The 39-year-old (c)rapper’s wife called the Sheriff’s Office on Thursday night, saying he had kicked and hit her. She later told deputies he had only pushed her, according to the arrest report.

The phone call went something like this. “Yeah, he’s like kicking and hitting me. His name is Vanilla Ice. No, not like a snowcone at all. No, no, the has-been rapper who hasn’t been making shit for money lately and I’m sick of it. I had to downgrade from a limo to a honda 5 years ago! Hang on a sec…dammit if you can’t man up and get a hit record I’m gonna put your ass in jail where some big bastard can melt your tiny vanilla ice balls in his mouth!…Sorry about that, please hurry, the address is…

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