In June Heather Locklear checked herself into rehab, and three months later she has been arrested for Driving Under the Influence. Locklear was arrested on Saturday night and spent the night in lock-up until she was released Sunday morning. Love the mugshot. It’s that crack whore chic look that seems to say she’ll blow ya for a dime bag or a food stamp of the right denomination.

The Indy 4 actor is having a bad year. Actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested for DUI after an early morning car accident in Hollywood on Sunday. LaBeouf was driving when his car was involved in a collision around 3 a.m. According to Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Sgt. Scott Wolf:

“It was immediately apparent to officers responding on the scene that Mr. LaBeouf was intoxicated and he was subsequently placed under arrest.”

LaDouche was booked on charges of misdemeanor DUI and then released. He was being treated at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. for injuries to his head, hand and knee.

According to breaking press reports, Bale is alleged to have attacked his mother Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, at London’s Dorchester Hotel – with the pair filing their allegation at a police station in Hampshire, England yesterday.

Scotland Yard spokesman:

“A 34-year-old man attended a London Police Station on Tuesday by appointment and was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. He currently remains in custody.”

In his defense, maybe their makeup looked like the Joker.

Apparently Dick arrived at some chicken Joint around 10 PM, started drinking and the started acting out his name, trying to give customers lap dances. He was arrested not long after. If you think this is the last we will see of Andy’s bad behavior….You don’t know dick!

[TMZ]

On my eyes. Another charge would be acting like walking Anti-Viagra and disabling every man within 500 feet. Nothing makes you lose an erection like the sudden unexpected mug of Her Royal Skankness showing up on TV.

She was arrested on suspicion of assault Friday following reports that she scuffled with two men during a night out in a trendy north London neighborhood.

Also, I was fairly certain she had crabs. Judging by her tattoo, they must be the horseshoe variety.

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It’s no surprise when you hear Naomi has been arrested yet again, but it’s what she said during the arrest that has people talking. According to The Sun, Campbell unleashed a racist rant tirade during her Heathrow Airport arrest. She allegedly called police officers “f-ing white honkeys” after spitting at them. Not to mention other racial insults.

She was arrested after one of her bags went missing at Heathrow Airport. She reportedly “went berserk”, which is when officers approached her to try to calm her down.

Can we now all agree that Naomi Campbell is just plain nuts? I’m looking forward to seeing more community service out of her.

[The Sun]