Damn, that is one lard ass, fat bastard of a car. And this artist likes them that way. If his car company went under, he would ask for a fat booty bail-out.

Erwin Wurm is the artist responsible for making this series of ‘fat cars’. He loves him some fat Fords, obese Oldsmobiles, Heffer Hondas, and lard-ass Lexus’.

If Detroit made cars like this they would have been in trouble a lot sooner.

[Urlesque]

Maybe you are a Rembrandt who had too much brand, or you’re just a cubist taking your time and shaping the dukey as it comes out, painting by numbers is a great way to mix art with your time on the crapper.

[digg]

Angelina Jolie’s former make-up artist has been found dead in his Los Angeles home. Paul Starr also worked with Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba and Renee Zellweger. He was found dead after neighbors alerted the authorities. The cause of death is unknown, but I have a good idea what happened. Just look at his client list. He got sick of seeing Hollywood’s elite poontang wreck their vaginas by pushing out kids and couldn’t take it anymore.