Hitting a fruit with a fruit. There’s a novel concept. Careful, he ain’t ripe yet, he’ll bruise. You can see the fruit above, sitting with 2 women I’d like to bang.

Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and Natalie Imbruglia have been filming in Romania. They recently filmed a wedding scene at night outside the capital’s Ramada Hotel. One of the guests, irritated at being kept awake (and because the bar had been closed for cast and crew use) decided he’d had enough and chucked an orange at the actors… catching Ashton right in the face.

I think he’ll survive. It can’t be the first time he’s taken a squishy ball to the face.

[Popbitch]

Ashton Kutcher will appear in the May issue of Details Magazine and already it’s generated controversy as some of the violent photos were leaked online, zipping around the blogosphere. The cover of the magazine shows Kutcher with the caption, “Ashton Kutcher Gets His Ass Kicked”.

Inside the magazine, you’ll see pictures of a bloody Kutcher and other photos showing the actor bound by duct tape and hanging from a metal pole a few feet off the ground. The photo shoot was done by famed photographer Steve Klein.

I can’t help feeling a tad disappointed. I really wanted him to get his ass kicked for real.

[Ashtonkutcher]

Demi Moore tells David Letterman about her leech therapy. How the blood-sucking creature “crawls” into your belly button, then becomes “drunk on your blood,” and finally rolls over like “it’s stumbling out of a bar.”

Oh…She means Ashton Kutcher.

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Remember Paris Hilton hanging out with the monk who is really some hippy actor?

Turns out this was all set up by Ashton Kutcher. The entire scene was staged for a new Punk’d type show.

Pop Fiction is an eight-episode series prank show targeting paparazzi and gullible media outlets. It’s made with the eager help of stars, who were the laughing stocks of Kutcher’s former MTV show. Now the tables are turned.

Didn’t I tell you she was full of crap. Now we know why.

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