Former alleged murderer and douchebag O.J. Simpson himself got attacked, by his daughter. O.J. Simpson’s daughter apparently went berserk, assaulting O.J. and girlfriend Christie Prody. Cops were called to the home of the disgraced football player after he was brutally attacked by his eldest daughter, Arnelle.

“He was cut on the back of his head, blood was coming out the side of his mouth and his lip was cut,” a source told The National Enquirer.

OJ Simpson was fighting with Arnelle Simpson about her mom, Marquerite - OJ’s first wife, who has been working at Walmart just to make ends meet because OJ doesn’t help her out. But OJ does support girlfriend Christie Prody. Arnelle lashed out at OJ and shoved him into a glass cupboard.

Like father, like daughter. Still she better be careful. Looked what happened to Nicole.

According to breaking press reports, Bale is alleged to have attacked his mother Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, at London’s Dorchester Hotel - with the pair filing their allegation at a police station in Hampshire, England yesterday.

Scotland Yard spokesman:

“A 34-year-old man attended a London Police Station on Tuesday by appointment and was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. He currently remains in custody.”

In his defense, maybe their makeup looked like the Joker.

On my eyes. Another charge would be acting like walking Anti-Viagra and disabling every man within 500 feet. Nothing makes you lose an erection like the sudden unexpected mug of Her Royal Skankness showing up on TV.

She was arrested on suspicion of assault Friday following reports that she scuffled with two men during a night out in a trendy north London neighborhood.

Also, I was fairly certain she had crabs. Judging by her tattoo, they must be the horseshoe variety.

[AOL]