I guess that means at least one person still gives a toss about this old hag from children’s tales. Someone threw a rock at Madonna’s SUV earlier this week as it was traveling through Central Park. That’s the story anyway. I’m thinking her VD jumped from her withered old cooch and finally made it’s escape. It will make it’s way to Britney’s cootie infested panties where it will live the good life until retirement.

Icelandic pop singer and all around freak Bjork attacked a news photographer in New Zealand, ripping his shirt in half after he ignored a request not to snap any shots.

When you spot Bjork in the wild, you have to be terribly careful and not get too close. Only the Steve Irwin’s of the entertainment world can handle such a specimen and get away unscathed.

Crikey, have a go at this. I’ve just spotted the rare and cagey Bjork. This species of singer is native to Iceland. Many scientists believe it to be the product of a rare mutation. Now, ya don’t wanna approach her too quickly. It can often be seen wearing a swan as a dress, or some other bad fashion. Even the other singers, steer wide clear of this one. Ain’t she a beauty though? Notice how she opens ‘em mandibles hitting a high note. This lulls the prey directly in her jaws, or in this case into ‘er concerts. She eats ‘er prey alive, until it’s digested and left on the concert floor as excrement, for the roadies to tend to. No, you don’t want to tangle with this in the wild…

Video of her 1996 rampage after the jump.

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