Stern has decided to help out a 22 year old virgin by auctioning off her virginity to a lucky listener. The 22 year old girl has a sister working in a whorehouse in Nevada which is where the consummation will take place for the lucky winner.

The girl being auctioned is going by the name Natalie Dylan. Natalie says she has no moral issues with the auction and that the money will help pay for her education.

If only more young girls cared so much about a proper education.

You and five friends can join Hayden on a VIP whale-watching trip. She’s sexy and cares about things.

Here are the details from the eBay auction:

You and up to 5 guests will join Hayden Panettiere at a Save the Whales Again! fundraising dinner hosted at the famous Hollywood restaurant Beso, owned by Eva Longoria.

The following week you’ll board Condor Cruises’ Condor Express with 5 of your friends for lunch and a whale watching tour off the coast of Santa Barbara, California, through the Channel Islands, to witness some of the most spectacular whale feeding grounds and have the chance to see the ever-elusive Blue Whale.

The total package also includes hobnobbing over drinks and dinner at Beso, photo opportunities with Hayden, $1000 American Express® gift card and a private whale watching tour with Hayden and Jeff Pantukhoff, world-renowned whale researcher, marine life filmmaker and founder of The Whaleman Foundation.

Currently it has 39 bids and is at $4,180.00. That’s an awful lot of money to throw away in hopes that she puts out, but I’m ok with it.

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If you’ve ever wanted to own one of the coolest robots from Sci-Fi, your chance was this week. Two life-size robot doubles from the movie went on the auction block.

The chrome-plated T-800 endoskeleton from the opening scene of T2 was expected to fetch as much as $100,000. A more fleshed-out model that appeared in the T3 finale was estimated to sell for $60,000 to $80,000.

I haven’t been able to find out what they sold for yet, but I know they are in no danger of showing up under my tree this year. It’s a Wonderful Life, my ass!

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So what are an aging rocker and his wife to do after accumulating every kind of over-priced junk object known to man? You sell it so you can start the cycle all over again.

They will be selling art, furniture and all kinds of collectibles from their homes in Malibu, Beverly Hills and England. The auction, which is set for Nov. 30th will feature a lot of the same tacky decorative items that were featured in their MTV show. Items like Jack’s black leather bedroom furniture(Which I am sure never saw any action) and the well known cast-iron crucifix that was in Ozzy’s den.

You have to give Sharon credit where credit is due. Some of the proceeds will benefit the Sharon Osbourne Colon Cancer Foundation. She knows how to do an over-priced Yard Sale with class.

So, is that the only reason for this mass liquidation? Are they in financial trouble? Apparently, now that the kids are grown and out of the house, they suddenly noticed all of their crap. I’m also guessing that Ozzy’s incoherent bouts of zombie consciousness can’t help any. I can easily picture him mumbling nonsense while bumping into all of their finer possessions.

But somehow he still gets on stage. In fact, the Oz will perform a benefit concert at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Nov. 30, the first night of the auction.

If you are in the area, why not buy something for a worthy cause?