Former and current silicon titted whore Pamela Anderson staged an animal rights protest at a KFC outlet in Australia Thursday, despite the fast foot chain partially bankrolling her trip Down Under.

“I’ve been in Australia filming Big Brother House, in which my housemates and I are confined and sealed off from the outside world, much like the chickens who are crammed inside barns for KFC,” she said in the letter, which was released by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA).

“Fortunately, I won’t be stomped to death, have my legs broken or be scalded to death in a tank of hot water, yet as PETA’s undercover videos have revealed, the chickens raised for KFC’s restaurants in Australia often suffer these abuses.”

This bitch is serious. Just the other day I was choking my own chicken and she jumped in through my window in a superhero outfit and slapped it right outta my hand. Needless to say I keep calling her back because a cock in the hand is like the batsignal to this skank.

44-year-old Ian Usher is auctioning his life in a “package” deal, complete with a house in Perth valued at around A$420,000.

It seems poor Ian is looking for a fresh start after his wife of 12 years has left him. “It’s time to move. A completely fresh start. I want to see where life takes me,” Ian Usher, 44, told Australian television on Tuesday from Perth in Western Australia state.

I have a car, a motorbike, a jet ski, spa, and much more. I live a great lifestyle; I go skydiving, snowboarding, diving, jet skiing, kite boarding. I have some great friends. I have a good job working with some wonderful people.

The auction will go live on eBay on June 22nd. You can follow his story at alife4sale.com, which will include a link to the eBay action once it begins. Usher hopes to collect at least 500,000 Australian dollars to fund the next phase of his life.

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Nicole is a native Australian, so when she goes back home to “Oz”, she sometimes takes it to the extreme. Like at the premiere of “The Golden Compass” for instance, showing up wearing a shiny silver outfit and looking like the Tinman.

Just goes to show you, if you want to take a smoking hot babe and make her look…Well, just plain weird and freaky, go ahead and wrap her tightly in silver.

Strangely, I always thought silver could only make a sexy woman hotter. Now I’m weirded out and gold has lost all of it’s appeal as well.

The upside is that this is what the future holds for us as far as sex-bots go. So take a good look and support the sciences.

Yes…I pray I live long enough to see this in my home.

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