Get these gamer baby clothes for your baby and get them ready for a life full of Hot Pockets and Cheese doodles while they sit their fat asses in front of a screen and build up mana, hit points and all that shit. You start them off with some easy shit like Space Invaders, then when they turn 4 you give them an NES, by the time they hit 8 they’ll be ready for XBox. Next thing you know you have a tub of shit in your living room playing WoW, talking about “Hey mom, I need a hot pocket, I’m on a quest to find the sword of exploding anus.”

Ahh the memories. They grow so fast.

[Etsy]