Bart Simpson donates $10 million to Scientology
February 1st, 2008

Bart Simpson: Scientologist
Yeah I know. That’s pretty messed up. I had no idea that the voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright was a Scientologist. She donated $10 million to the Church of Scientology last year.

Interestingly, that donation is twice her annual salary and twice the amount Tom Cruise donated. That cheapass. Now I understand why the production quality of his latest video is so crap.

Here’s a list of the largest donations:

Nancy Cartwright, 50, Patron Laureate Award: $10 million
Tom Cruise, 46, Diamond Meritorious: $5 million
Kirstie Alley, 57, Diamond Meritorious Award: $5 million
John Travolta, 53, Gold Meritorious Award: $1 million
Kelly Preston, 45, Gold Meritorious Award: $1 million
Priscilla Presley, 62, Patron Award: $50,000

Congratulations douchebags. Next time, give the money to the needy, promote world peace or something.

[Damnimcute]

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