Batman and Robin on your face is one thing, but here’s a Battoo that beats it. Designer Kim Joon from Korea likes to paint bodies. He seems especially fond of painting a Batman symbol on bare butts. The above is called bird land-batman. I call it “Bat-Ass”.

See this is the kind of bat-signal I can get behind. No pun intended. Hopefully that’s a girl butt. If so, I’d park in that Bat-cave.

Had that ass been painted with both Batman and Robin, I would say that Batman smells and Robin layed an egg.

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Just flip the switch, and this desktop device will project a Bat-Signal an impressive 16 feet! Now one geek can summon another geek, while trying to summon Batman, who will NEVER come.

It’s powered by a plug-in, UL adapter and two ultra-bright bulbs, also includes a fan to keep it cool and a swivel feature enabling the Bat-Signal to pan across the room.

It can be yours for the ridiculous price of $309.

[Bigbadtoystore]