Billy took his cowboy hat and boots to the Today show to try to promote his upcoming show
Nashville Star and talk about the fact that it will have 2 or 3 viewers. As usual he uses his daughter’s fame to promote his own show. When asked about his slut offspring daughter’s racy pics he said:

“I didn’t know they were going to strip her down and wrap her in a blanket,”

Whatever. That’s the same exact thing I said to the cops when they caught hauling livestock across state lines. You don’t want to know.

He basically said he’s ok with the whole thing. Billy Ray Cleetus is finding that it aint all easy since he packed up the truck and moved to Beverly. So he’s been banking on his daughter’s skanking.

Im no fan of the jailbait celebuspawn of Billy Ray Cyrus, and apparently I’m not alone. A 16-year-old boy was arrested for planning to hijack a plane and crash it into a Hannah Montana concert.

Well, that’s a bit extreme.

The FBI said, “His stated intent was to hijack the airplane and commit suicide. He did indicate he intended to die in Louisiana. It appears he had a ticket to Louisiana.”

In his bag they found handcuffs, duct tape and yarn. Sounds like some sort of crafter with a kinky side if you ask me.

Now onto our second feature. Grab the popcorn and take a potty break. Are you back? Good.

The celebuspawn and Disney star had some racy pics leaked online. The 15-year-old is seen here in a provocative pose in her underwear.

Is that any way for a 15 year old to act? Billy Ray better adjust his mullet and keep a closer eye on this skank in training.

It must be something in the Disneyland water. Jesus.

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