We told you awhile back about how avid Spade somehow managed to knock up a playmate. Yeah, we’re still shocked about that ourselves. I always pictured him getting laid in his own bathroom with the TP tube.

Well, David Spade is the father of a baby girl born last week in Missouri to Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace.

“David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting Rules of Engagement,” Spade’s rep told celebrity news magazines.

And so the saga of mighty Joe Dirt continues.

Jessica alba has given birth to many erections, now she’s creating new life in the form of a baby girl. It’s the first child for her and husband Cash Warren, before an impending divorce and several re-marriages. I only hope she can fit me in there somewhere for some hot milf sex.

[Thesuperficial]