Amy Winehouse is not what you would call housebroken, or hotel broken…just broken…

As you might expect, she’s pretty much a pig wherever she’s shacking up, or sicking up…as the case may be.

According to The Sun:

The Sun says, Booze was spilled all over the wooden hallway and cigarette butts, countless bottles of champagne and unwashed knickers were all over the floor. The blackened bath had to be scrubbed and unclogged after she dyed and washed her famous beehive in the tub. She had even taken a large mirror off the wall and placed it on the floor. Staff were baffled why.

I’m not. She obviously wanted to have a look at her man-hole, check it for infections and what not. See if it ate today and that sort of thing. As far as the tub being black, I would believe that it was the result of a normal bath. No hair coloring involved.

I mean, this chick holds more dirt and grime then a swiffer pad at Don Vito’s house.

[Celebrityrumors]

Apparently Amy’s jailbird husband came up with a swell new way to score heroine. Knowing there is a demand for pictures of his monster bride, he’s been trading them for drugs. The inmates who recieve the pics are planning on selling them on ebay feebay.

According to a source: “He’ll [Fielder-Civil] take orders from other inmates then ask Amy to bring in signed photos of herself during visits.”

Ok, what he is doing is bad. But if you had to sleep with Amy Winehouse, you’d have a heroine habit too. Remember, he’s seen her body in a way we have not. *shivers*

I need some crack after this story.

[Damnimcute]

First, let me just say that if I saw this thing walking down my street, I’d get a shotgun, because I would think it was the apocalypse and that cigarette smoking zombies were coming to eat my flesh.

Also, what with all the tatts and the striped shirt and general undercurrent of skank, she reminds me of a candy cane lying in a New York street. You know, kinda old and grayish with hair sticking to it and whatnot.

Anyhow, looks like Amy Winehouse and her husband may be getting a divorce. Hubby Blake Fielder-Civil asked for it. Looking at the above picture I can’t imagine why.

It’s pretty bad when a prison guy divorces you. He’s probably got better prospects he’s eyeing in the jail.

[Dotspotter]