It’s not unusual for Jenna Jameson to eat human flesh below the waist or dance on a pole. But here’s a pic of her all bloody and zombiefied. I can only guess that a Zombie flick with Jenna goes like this:

You have sex with a zombie and become one. Instead of brains, you walk the countryside slowly in search of cock. Once you find cock, you forcibly bang said cock and convert another. At least thats what I’m hoping for out of this movie.

Ashton Kutcher will appear in the May issue of Details Magazine and already it’s generated controversy as some of the violent photos were leaked online, zipping around the blogosphere. The cover of the magazine shows Kutcher with the caption, “Ashton Kutcher Gets His Ass Kicked”.

Inside the magazine, you’ll see pictures of a bloody Kutcher and other photos showing the actor bound by duct tape and hanging from a metal pole a few feet off the ground. The photo shoot was done by famed photographer Steve Klein.

I can’t help feeling a tad disappointed. I really wanted him to get his ass kicked for real.

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