Decorate your dashboard like you decorate your home. With blow up dolls. No one will mind. No one will say anything, like when you drive your mother to the doctor. Or are stopped at a cross-walk with a bunch of kids crossing and looking over. Hopefully you don’t drive a school bus and accessorize with this. $9.99
You’ll need to find some way to tether this thing, but Open Air Cinema’s inflatable projection screen delivers 220″ of widescreen heaven. It beats buying a blow up doll like the one you have sitting next to you. With some helium everyone can see it.
Lindsay Lohan and Sarah Jessica Parker are proud new members in the Pipedream Products line of inflatable toys. I’m pretty sure neither one endorses this product.
My favorite part is the packaging. “Sarah Jessica PorkHER Loves Sex In Her Shitty”. That my friends is class.
Among other things, the Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll reads, “Put your dick in drive and take Lindsay for a spin….”
They’ve actually got a bunch of stars, but these have the funniest packaging.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, “What kind of guy fucks a plastic doll?” Oh yeah, Pam Anderson’s current boyfriend.
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