And by that I mean waving while seen with a huge carrot, instead of a penis in her mouth. She has good form, I’ll give her that. Her technique is questionable.

Lindsay Lohan came out with her “6126″ line of leggings to honor legendary actress Marilyn Monroe, but the one kind seems to be made for blowjobs. The ones pictured on the left feature knee pads and are called “Mr. President” because Marilyn blew JFK.

That Lindsay sure is a class act. I’d like to see a demo of these leggings in action. The slogan should be, “These leggings protect your knees, not your tonsils.”

When a woman cares enough to give the very best, she deserves to be rewarded. Ideally at a gala event, in a room full of hundreds. It would make for great TV and a great acceptance speech. Runners up will be sad, but their technique should improve with time. Uncensored pic below.
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