Check out Faith Hill on the cover of Shape. She’s married to some country singing hillbilly. No, not Miley Cyrus’ dad. I’m pretty sure he’s married to another dude. Anyway, she’s got a rocking body that’s been airbrushed more then a fucking velvet elvis in a Graceland gift shop.

Her tits are like two gnats performing in their own circus tent. Nice body though.

Somehow I don’t think that Angelina endorses this crappy Chinese product. The BOYU-1108. The package should read “Asian men probably want to bang tis woman, so it would be a good idea for saggy boobed Asian women to buy this in hopes that they will look the same. But they won’t”

She doesn’t endorse this. She’s too busy massaging Brad’s balls.