Here are some crazy topless pics of Eva Mendes in the latest issue of Vogue Italia. Why does she have a beverage tray on her boobs? I have no idea.

I do know that she likes to make herself useful, which I appreciate. Last weekend, she was hanging out at the PopTheraPad and she volunteered to be an ottoman. Another favorite pastime of hers, is to emulate other objects. I particularly admire how she’ll let you between her legs and pretend she’s a pinball machine. Great gal. We should hang more often.

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Japan is way ahead of us when it comes to combining boob and pudding technologies. Here in the U.S. we just can’t seem to make it work. It may have something to do with the juxtaposition of making tech things smaller, while boobs need to be bigger. I’m not sure.

These are all over Japanese markets and department stores. Word is that the boob puddings taste milky, sweet and have a vaguely slimy taste to them.

[Inventorspot]

I still can’t decide if I like the new Terminator series. I’m giving it a chance to find it’s legs. But did the Terminator people rip off the work of an artist without giving them credit? That appears to be the case: some blogs are reporting that the Fox channel’s poster was allegedly copied straight from a montage created by someone else before the series was even announced. Surely they wouldn’t do that? Compare the full NSFW images after the jump.
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Mario Kart Wii has been almost as highly-anticipated as Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Wii was. It sold over 300,000 copies on launch day in Japan. However, it was outdone this week in sales by some bouncy animated boobs. Bokudake no Kajitsu is an erotic title for the PSP. What’s shocking is that Mario Kart was beaten by a game about sex. Then again, sex is what most gamers probably crave the most.

Boobs VS. Mario Kart. Boobs have won.

[Kotaku]

These Boobs are wrapped in bacon. Have I done well?

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Who doesn’t love wardrobe malfunctions? Add the Pussycat dolls to the equation and you better let me see! First there’s CARMIT with a boob popping out of her skimpy vest. Then ASHLEY’S beaver pops out of her tiny shorts. I’m not sure, but I think this means there wll be six more weeks of winter.

This was way too much skin for Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia’s capital city. Pussycat Dolls promoters Absolute Entertainment were fined 10,000 Ringgits (that’s about $1,436) for allowing the act to perform “sexually suggestive” routines.

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It looks like the same company that gave us the F-Cup cookies has a new way to create skin torpedoes.

This time, “F-Cup Pudding” will do the trick. Supposedly, it tastes like Mango appropriately, since larger Mangos are what is created.

Let’s just hope the sudden cookie, pudding combination doesn’t create a new race of forward leaning super soldiers, with huge guns and bad backs.

[Trends in Japan] VIA [Gizmodo]

Do you want bigger boobs, but don’t want the hassle of breast surgery? Just pig out on some F Cup cookies from Japan and your man is sure to stop dead in his tracks. That’s right, your cups can indeed runneth over with these cookies.

All you have to do is eat 2 a day apparently and you’ll have to beat guys away with a stick. Your grown children will want to suckle you! Car wrecks will be caused by your chest. You will suddenly have a modeling career.

And hopefully my phone number…

Who knows if they actually work, but if so I can see a Howard Stern endorsement in the near future as well as the male equivalent, for those guys who don’t quite measure up.

[Gizmodo]