The japanese know how to make a claw machine. I would pop coins in this thing until I had touched every one of them.

I’m very glad they decided to just throw the boobs in there instead of putting them in bras. It’s too hard to undo a bra with that claw. On a side note, I never thought I would live to see a pile of hooters all stacked up so neatly like a fleshy boob pyramid. We live in marvelous times.

[albotas]

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Isn’t that the best title ever? Yes it is. The video is awesome. Maybe the best thing ever. This is a European Siemens commercial for a $900 washing machine. How do they sell that machine?

Bare-breasted women skydiving from a plane. Damn straight! Large boobs will sell anything. Rightly so.

[Geekologie]

Some talented steampunk/Star Wars lovers recently posted some cool Star Wars pictures with the twist of what Star Wars would have looked like if it was Steampunk style! It’s some really nice stuff. Leia showing off her Steampunk boobs is just one of many outstanding images. Hit the link for the rest.

[Steampunkery Here]

Turns out man-bras actually exist, and here they are. Made by Japanese underwear maker Wish Room, each man-bra promises support where you need it most: on your hefty man tits. Now there’s no excuse. I don’t want to see another single floppy man tit on fat dudes.

[Gizmodo]

This looks like one wild Bitch Slap of a movie. NSFW. Bitch Slap debuted at this year’s Comic Con. It’s got some heavy bosomed hotties and some rocking cinematography.

While boyfriend Hank Baskett and the Philadelphia Eagles were busy losing to the Chicago Bears last night, the wide receiver’s girlfriend was doing her usual and being a real class act.

TMZ is reporting that federal officials have launched a search to track down photos of Jamie Lynne Spears breast-feeding her newborn baby Maddie that were taken by her boyfriend and the baby’s father Aldridge. A memory card was then taken to Wal-Mart (the Spears love Wal-Mart apparently) for some of the photos to be developed, but someone apparently capitalized on the tabloid gold and has stolen the exposing photos. Spears is a minor, making this a much more serious situation.

I guess some people like wanking it to a minor breast feeding another minor. Fucking sicko. I say sicko not because he likes breast-feeding, but because he develops photos at Walmart.

Jesus. I used to think this chick was flat, but now I see that her boobs have simply drooped toward six o’clock. Must be like National Geographic under that shirt. Surprisingly this doesn’t stop her from being a bitch.

Kirsten Dunst currently stars in the adaptation of Toby Young’s novel How to Lose Friends & Alienate People. Thing is, Toby was banned from the set after he made a suggestion about Kirsten’s acting. DigitalSpy reports:

“[Dunst] overheard me giving the producer a ‘note’ on her performance in a particular scene. At the time, I didn’t think of it as a criticism, more as a helpful bit of advice, and the producer took it in that spirit. But Kirsten overheard this exchange and interpreted it as a complaint about her acting ability. It was after this, apparently, that she took Bob [Weide, director] to one side and asked if I could be kept at arm’s length in future.”

Arms length, just like her boobs.

Demi Moore has now grossed even me out. Her brother is apparently talking about her humping while lactating.

The Sun says, He said:

“We went out and Demi was dancing up on me and humping me from behind. She was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends.
“My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me: ‘How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?’
“I replied: ‘How the f*** would I know? Call Demi!’”

Thanks for the visual.

Eva Mendes is naked in a new Calvin Klein ad for the perfume Secret Obsession. And it has been banned. Thats why you haven’t seen it.

This country really needs to get it’s head out of it’s ass. Boobs never led to anyone committing a crime. Meanwhile people are getting killed by drunk drivers and you can still advertise beer. Fuckers. When you deny me boobs, I start fighting for my country.

The creative director for the ad, Fabien Baron, says:

“You must be kidding me. This country really needs a new president… It’s OK for children to see people killed by guns? Spreading a little love right now would be a good idea.”

Exactly. This country is so fucked up it aint funny. Banning things will always lead to Nazis goosestepping down our streets. Fuckers. Just give me boobs.