Nothing says redneck like moonshine. Well, moonshine and Nascar. And guns. And if you are referred to as one of those Duke boys. Why not combine Nascar and moonshine in one still? Make a toast to Dale Earnhardt while getting plastered.

Apparently NASCAR was founded by moonshine runners. This copper topped still will look right at home next to your other stills and Nascar memorabilia. Drink it’s sweet nectar proudly from a mason jar. Only $48.

[Nerd Approved]

For the sensitive man who owns girlly gadgets. Hello Kitty beer. Lose some masculinity with every sip as your pinky is extended and you use a coaster. wth? I would imagine that Hello Kitty beer tastes like cat piss mixed with cotton candy.

Instead of drunk dialing, this stuff will make you go out and buy more Hello Kitty junk.

[Tokyomango]

Gaming and drinking collide with these WoW steins. Next time you are at one of your conventions, just pull this out of your bag and level up with some booze. All your geek friends will be envious.

It might even score you some elf babe with a huge treasure chest. $89.99 to $174.99.

[WoWsteins.com]

Here’s a real class act, if this is true. Jamie Lynn Spears shocked some boy during a party by asking him for sex. She put the moves on and made a good argument:

“It’s cool, I’m pregnant. I can’t get pregnant again!”

Frankly, I’m surprised she realizes that.

A friend from her hometown said:

“I know for a fact that Casey [Aldridge, reportedly her baby daddy] was not the first guy she slept with — or the last. There were at least two others. I know that 110 percent.”

“Some people drink to have a good time. But she drank to get wrecked. She drank to get messed up and forget about her mother, her sister and all of that.”

Damn. I drink to forget about the Spears clan too! Especially with pics like the one above. She’s dressed like some kind of bizarre crayola turtle.

[Damnimcute]