Scientology? You’re sucking on it. Shouldn’t she have moved on to sippy cups by now at least. Perhaps she sucks from the milk of special Scientology cows? weird. And Katie continues to look like an old yenta that you wouldn’t bang in a million years.

How are you gonna reinvent the bottle? It’s a tough one. There’s only so much you can do. So, why not market it to carry your pee all over the place?

Comes in his and hers blue and pink. Proudly pee anywhere you like, then carry it with you. Maybe take snapshots of you holding your pee bottle at famous landmarks. Just look at the kids in that pic. Those are some happy kids. They appear to be smelling their own urine.

[Mypeebottle]