These Boobs are wrapped in bacon. Have I done well?

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Shakira is another celebrity selling a bunch of her personal items on eBay including her bra. All the proceeds are going to a Colombian-based charity that helps kids escape poverty, while the sale of the bra helps her boobs escape imprisonment. Cuz you know she’s the kind of gal that likes to let loose and shake what she’s got.

The megastar already has sold off her custom-made Roberto Cavalli bra, the Carolina Herrera dress she donned at the Grammys, her entire wardrobe from the sold-out “Oral Fixation” world tour, outfits she posed in for her album covers and tickets to get up close and personal over dinner in Toronto.

Personally, I have no use for her bra, despite what you may have heard about my private life, but if I were bidding on anything it would be a chance to have a private audience with her where she could shake her stuff at me.

Then I would call her Charo and make her say “Coochi Coochi”. It would all end in a restraining order, because I stood outside of her house holding a boombox over my head, but hey it was fun.

[The Superficial]

Full-time train wreck and part-time soul crooner Amy Winehouse has sparked concern over her mental state after she was spotted roaming the streets of London in her bra early Sunday.

Barefoot, and clad only in her bra and jeans, the troubled singer emerged from a friend’s house in Bow at 5.45am on Sunday looking distressed and agitated.

Onlookers said she appeared disorientated as she wandered around on the pavement for several minutes in the freezing cold before disappearing back inside.

What can we say at this point that hasn’t already been said about this walking ink pad? One thing, and it is this: Some people look better with their clothes on. Or a full body bag for that matter.

What’s with the necklace in the bra strap?

I can only assume that her handlers marched her outside half naked, because the ink on her somewhat boyish body is a map to some hidden skank treasure and they want us to find it.

[DotSpotter]