Turns out man-bras actually exist, and here they are. Made by Japanese underwear maker Wish Room, each man-bra promises support where you need it most: on your hefty man tits. Now there’s no excuse. I don’t want to see another single floppy man tit on fat dudes.

[Gizmodo]

Here’s Heidi Klum playing GH in a bra and panties. Very clever marketing. I’ve watched it about 10 times. It doesn’t make me want to buy the game, but it does make me wish I were that Guitar.

…In her bra. Everybody do the crack induced seizure dance. She needs to get with Keith Richards for double the confusion.

This is a bizarre video, shot by one of Amy Winehouse’s “friends,” which features the drug-addled bride of Frankenstein participating in a jam session. Except…She’s in her bra and dances like a chicken (around the 1:20 mark).

Promo stills for Megan Fox’s new movie, How To Lose Friends and Alienate People, have been coming out for a while now, but this is the best. Sight unseen, I declare that she will win an Oscar for this still. Not the movie, just this still. A thousand nerds beating their meat can’t be wrong.

Jesus. I used to think this chick was flat, but now I see that her boobs have simply drooped toward six o’clock. Must be like National Geographic under that shirt. Surprisingly this doesn’t stop her from being a bitch.

Kirsten Dunst currently stars in the adaptation of Toby Young’s novel How to Lose Friends & Alienate People. Thing is, Toby was banned from the set after he made a suggestion about Kirsten’s acting. DigitalSpy reports:

“[Dunst] overheard me giving the producer a ‘note’ on her performance in a particular scene. At the time, I didn’t think of it as a criticism, more as a helpful bit of advice, and the producer took it in that spirit. But Kirsten overheard this exchange and interpreted it as a complaint about her acting ability. It was after this, apparently, that she took Bob [Weide, director] to one side and asked if I could be kept at arm’s length in future.”

Arms length, just like her boobs.

These Boobs are wrapped in bacon. Have I done well?

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Shakira is another celebrity selling a bunch of her personal items on eBay including her bra. All the proceeds are going to a Colombian-based charity that helps kids escape poverty, while the sale of the bra helps her boobs escape imprisonment. Cuz you know she’s the kind of gal that likes to let loose and shake what she’s got.

The megastar already has sold off her custom-made Roberto Cavalli bra, the Carolina Herrera dress she donned at the Grammys, her entire wardrobe from the sold-out “Oral Fixation” world tour, outfits she posed in for her album covers and tickets to get up close and personal over dinner in Toronto.

Personally, I have no use for her bra, despite what you may have heard about my private life, but if I were bidding on anything it would be a chance to have a private audience with her where she could shake her stuff at me.

Then I would call her Charo and make her say “Coochi Coochi”. It would all end in a restraining order, because I stood outside of her house holding a boombox over my head, but hey it was fun.

[The Superficial]

Full-time train wreck and part-time soul crooner Amy Winehouse has sparked concern over her mental state after she was spotted roaming the streets of London in her bra early Sunday.

Barefoot, and clad only in her bra and jeans, the troubled singer emerged from a friend’s house in Bow at 5.45am on Sunday looking distressed and agitated.

Onlookers said she appeared disorientated as she wandered around on the pavement for several minutes in the freezing cold before disappearing back inside.

What can we say at this point that hasn’t already been said about this walking ink pad? One thing, and it is this: Some people look better with their clothes on. Or a full body bag for that matter.

What’s with the necklace in the bra strap?

I can only assume that her handlers marched her outside half naked, because the ink on her somewhat boyish body is a map to some hidden skank treasure and they want us to find it.

[DotSpotter]