Actress SIENNA MILLER has decided to move away from Britain, following a barrage of negative press over her relationship with married actor BALTHAZAR GETTY. Seems there were no more homes to wreck and it really got weird in that country as she stole every British woman’s man.

A woman in London claims that she went to the “laundry” to wash her “knickers” and when she came back Sienna was in bed with her man. At the same time in the town of Splot, a woman and her husband where in bed watching the “Telly”, when she got up to pee. When she came back in the room, Sienna was riding the guy with his undies wadded up in her mouth.

Strange indeed.

She may turn up in Los Angeles, which is a good place for her since she seems to feed off orgasms.

Joan Rivers was a guest on the British talk show Loose Women. When discussing Russell Crowe Joan warned the crew to be ready to bleep her and followed that by calling Crowe a “Fucking Shit”. Well after the commercial break Joan was gone after having been asked to leave for her actions.

I’d like to say a few things. Russell Crowe is a fucking shit, plus fuck the brits anyway if they can’t handle a dirty word or two. What the hell do they know? Who eats beans and toast for breakfast anyway?