Can’t get enough crap MTV drama in your diet? Don’t you worry. MTV is signing up Paris and Brody Jenner. Brody’s new craptastic show will have him looking for a new BFF, since he apparently lost his BFF on another MTV turd. And since Paris is also looking for a new BFF, she’s getting a show too.

So, now it’s been like 20 years since MTV has been original.

I think they should have a show together. Brody can bang what’s left of her brains out and then complain about herpes, while she gets distracted by shiny things.

[Damnimcute]