That’s right, Jessica wants to cover women’s nether-regions with her own brand of lingerie. She should call it Jessica’s secret cuz I’m pretty sure her secret is that she’s a man. You know how it goes, nice body, but her face keeps sales of hefty 2-ply going strong. I’d still do her, I’m just saying… Maybe she can sell some masks that hide strong manly chins, on women.

[Hollywoodgossip]