If you have a fake ID business, it’s probably best not to advertise it so openly. Of course if you simultaneously show your love of Jesus, that might just protect you.

Apparently he was running the mobile I.D. generating business right out of the car. His mobile office had both a computer and a card printer. Pretty smooth operation there. Do you think the cops actually asked him about Jesus?

[bonehead]

That’s right, Jessica wants to cover women’s nether-regions with her own brand of lingerie. She should call it Jessica’s secret cuz I’m pretty sure her secret is that she’s a man. You know how it goes, nice body, but her face keeps sales of hefty 2-ply going strong. I’d still do her, I’m just saying… Maybe she can sell some masks that hide strong manly chins, on women.

[Hollywoodgossip]