These socks will turn your feet into a pair of smokin’ butts. If you choose to put them on saggy old lady tits, so she has a smokin’ pair, that’s your business. $9.99.

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“I love that I’m curvy, but I’m on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt,” the reality TV star and really rich individual told Radar magazine. “I’m just so over it! When you’re posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, ‘Turn around! Turn around!’ — it gets a little offensive.”

Never fear. If she gets rid of her huge ass, we’ll talk about her tits.

You know, I’m starting to believe that Kim really does use a buttpad to make her ass look big. I’ve seen her sex tape, watched the show and I’ve seen her ass from every angle possible in my fantasies and I’m telling you, that ain’t her real ass.

That thing is like carrying your own high-chair with you. She must be like 6 feet tall while sitting. That thing could protect the freakin Mars Rover.

Need I say more?